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Jerk faces who need to receive throat punches

On October 30, 2023, the Throat Punch List turned 10! In honor of that occasion, I'm putting some old favorites back on the list!

  1. Jeff Fritz
  2. Anyone that uses ask as a noun or that says stuff like "solutioning a problem"
  3. Jim Holmes
  4. Darby
  5. Tim
  6. Strauss
  7. JB
  8. Brendan
  9. Sadukie

For Jim

@jimholmes
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Figures. Zero tests.

@mdarby
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mdarby commented Oct 30, 2013

@jimholmes +1 PR denied.

@mattsonlyattack
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PR from your mom accepted.

@MichaelJosephKramer
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Nice! When did TFS start allowing you to export gists?

@timwingfield
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Why isn't this in XAML?

@mattsonlyattack
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Now this is the work of a C# MVP.

@mletterle
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I think it needs a ThroatPunchFactory somehwere...

@mdarby
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mdarby commented Oct 30, 2013

I approve of this list.

asdf

@keithelder
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Where's IThroatPunch ?

@jimholmes
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If you have to put disclaimers around a throat punch list then it's a good sign you're a XAML developer.

@csharpfritz
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Look! I made the list! I don't know if I should be happy or afraid

@mdarby
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mdarby commented Nov 20, 2013

I'm off the list? WTF?

@mletterle
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The best part of this is getting all y'all suckers github usernames...

@mjeaton
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mjeaton commented Nov 20, 2013

Darby...people come on and off the list. Pretty sure you'll be back in the future, so don't stress too much. ;-)

@n8osapi
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n8osapi commented Apr 25, 2014

i'm gonna avoid this list.

@surfacedamage
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@mdarby should be on the list twice.

@alexmoore
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👍

@searls
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searls commented Mar 13, 2015

Recommend you merge in this obviously superior fork of your garbage repo https://gist.github.com/jrwren/8183dae56872d6a85c22

@mjeaton
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mjeaton commented Jul 31, 2015

Wow...I never noticed Jay's fork. That's awesome.

@coridrew
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These comments started my day right. Cracking up.

@peteraritchie
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Zero Fucks Given principle invoked...

@peteraritchie
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78 revisions? Get off my lawn!

@terrancerobb
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WRT #0 - I can think of at least place you would have hated to be employed.

@csharpfritz
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10 years and I'm back on the throat punch list.

Congrats to you and the list!

@mletterle
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mletterle commented Oct 31, 2023

10 years man

@sadukie
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sadukie commented Jan 26, 2024

I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

@keithelder
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I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

@mjeaton
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mjeaton commented Jan 26, 2024

I took @mjeaton shark fishing so pretty sure I am grandfathered in on the safe zone side.

To be fair, you took me FISHING...I just happened to catch a shark. 😉

@keithelder
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To be fair, salt-water fishing. There. :)

@mletterle
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I'm incredibly honored to join this list - thanks to trolling with Google Bard and bad conference topics. 🤣

Congratulations Sadukie!

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