makeComputersAwesome

makeComputersAwesome.js

var makeComputersAwesome = function(){
  return buildC()
    .then(function(){
      return P.all([
        buildCPlusPlus(),
        buildECMALang(),
        buildErlang()
      ])
    })
    .then(function(){
      return P.all([
        startOracle(),
        buildJava(),
        buildPHP()
      ])
    })
    .then(function(){
      return P.all([
        orcale.buyJava(),
        php.crawlIntoHole(),
        google.createV8(),
        github.start()
      ])
    })
    .then(function(){
      return nodejs.start()
        .then(function(){
          return npm.start()
        })
    })
}