schmmd/manager-tips.txt

## manager-tips.txt
Remember "Only wimpy managers write down their own tips. Real managers ask employees to recite them in Slack."

1.  Google Slides and Spreadsheets are the only applicataions you need.
2.  Keep a tight ship?
3.  The most efficient option is definately to just TAKE ANOTHER SCREENSHOT!
4.  ???
5.  ???
6.  ???
7.  if you see a cheap trick take it
8.  stop trying to figure it out in LastPass and just switch to 1password.
9.  what's better than an API?  A JSON file!
10. copy and paste tables into spreadsheets whenever possible
11. don't make a decision unless you have a screenshot
12. if you set vague and confusing goals, be sure to take a significant amount of time off in between
13. if your software does something bad, just look the other way, things just fix themselves, it's amazing
16. personify your software
17. give yourself work that's already done
18. just keep the meeting moving
19. if you're on a meet, you can take your OWN screenshot.
20. it's good to sprinkle positive affirmations throughout your code
21. hear what you want to hear
22. encourage your team to sign people up who are not present
23. if it's hard to check off the last box, consider removing the checkbox instead
24. have secret features that you only share with your preferred users
25. do things fast, so others will complain quickly if it's a bad idea
26. abuse systems, they are not people
27. don't take notes, they will use them against you
28. Leave the hardest part of a project for the end, and delegate it to someone else (or someone new)
29. Double your efficiency by being in two video calls at once.
30. No one's going to believe you unless you have a screenshot.
	Remember "Only wimpy managers write down their own tips. Real managers ask employees to recite them in Slack."

	1. Google Slides and Spreadsheets are the only applicataions you need.
	2. Keep a tight ship?
	3. The most efficient option is definately to just TAKE ANOTHER SCREENSHOT!
	4. ???
	5. ???
	6. ???
	7. if you see a cheap trick take it
	8. stop trying to figure it out in LastPass and just switch to 1password.
	9. what's better than an API? A JSON file!
	10. copy and paste tables into spreadsheets whenever possible
	11. don't make a decision unless you have a screenshot
	12. if you set vague and confusing goals, be sure to take a significant amount of time off in between
	13. if your software does something bad, just look the other way, things just fix themselves, it's amazing
	16. personify your software
	17. give yourself work that's already done
	18. just keep the meeting moving
	19. if you're on a meet, you can take your OWN screenshot.
	20. it's good to sprinkle positive affirmations throughout your code
	21. hear what you want to hear
	22. encourage your team to sign people up who are not present
	23. if it's hard to check off the last box, consider removing the checkbox instead
	24. have secret features that you only share with your preferred users
	25. do things fast, so others will complain quickly if it's a bad idea
	26. abuse systems, they are not people
	27. don't take notes, they will use them against you
	28. Leave the hardest part of a project for the end, and delegate it to someone else (or someone new)
	29. Double your efficiency by being in two video calls at once.
	30. No one's going to believe you unless you have a screenshot.