Don't worry guys... I fixed it... (loosely based on https://gist.github.com/pmuellr/2439eaa0aba88b7d7947)

verizon-ad-fixed-es6.js

let you = {
  would: { }
};

let think = {
  like: {
    this: you
  }
};

() => {
  you.would.love = {
    it: {
      here: () => {
        console.log('@VerizonCareers');
      }
    }
  };

  if (you === think.like.this) {
    you.would.love.it.here();
  }
}();