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#perl6 autopun list
12:51 < masak> "There are two types of people in the world. Those who finish what they start,"
12:52 < tadzik> There are two types of people. Those who procrastinate, and the other type,
which I'll describe later
"Circular logic is the best kind of logic, because it's circular"
"Some people, when faced with a problem, say 'I know, I'll use the Banach-Tarski theorem!'"
'Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.'
'Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll quote Jamie Zawinski."'
"75% of all statistics are faked up"
11:01 < masak> today's autopun: Interviewer: "What do you say, Mr. Kinnock, to
all those people who accuse you of blatant electioneering?" --
Neil Kinnock: "Vote for me!"
Decided to pull a randomly-selected word out of the dictionary. The word: "predetermined"
16:23 < masak> today's autopun spotting on Twitter: "According to a study by the Office of Incomplete Information, 8 out of every 10."
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