Skype bot a.k.a. ukeip

ykybot.js

var skype = new ActiveXObject("Skype4COM.Skype");
WScript.ConnectObject(skype, "Skype_");
skype.Attach();

while(true){
    WScript.Sleep(1000);
}

function Skype_MessageStatus(msg, status){
    if(status == skype.Convert.TextToChatMessageStatus("RECEIVED")){
        var chat = msg.Chat;
        var xmlhttp = new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.XMLHTTP");
        var uri = "Bot's URL here!";
        var d = new Date();
        xmlhttp.open("GET", uri+parseInt(d/1000));
        xmlhttp.onreadystatechange = function() {
            if(xmlhttp.readyState == 4 && xmlhttp.status == 200) {
                chat.SendMessage(xmlhttp.responseText);
            }
        }
        xmlhttp.send(null);
    }
}