Like, Ruby

LikeRuby.rb

module LikeRuby
  VALLEYGIRL = 	%w[omg so like totally right toootally stuff]
  FRATGUY =	%w[friggin fuckin dude man bro broheim broseph]
  INTERNETS =	%w[lol rofl teh ohai plz]
  SNOOP =	%w[yo homey homeboy sup dog shit girl ma biatch ho shiiit]
  LOCAL =	%w[wicked hella anyways]
  MISC = %w[just hey yeah ok um uh ah actually something]
  ALLSLANG = VALLEYGIRL + FRATGUY + INTERNETS + SNOOP + LOCAL + MISC
  
  def method_missing(name, *args)
    if ALLSLANG.include?(name.to_s)
      if !args[0].nil?
        if args[0].is_a? Symbol
          self.send(args[0], *args[1..-1])
        else
          return args[0]
        end
      end
    else
      super
    end
  end
end

class Object
  include LikeRuby
end

1.9.2p290 :028 > ok so like String.new("Foo") or something
=> "Foo"
1.9.2p290 :029 > um actually 5+6 and stuff
=> nil

👍

Lots of bugs, not nearly as clean as Like, Python yet but it doesn't rely on an external interpreter.

ree-1.8.7-2011.12 :028 > hella puts "dope "*10
dope dope dope dope dope dope dope dope dope dope 
 => nil 

Being able to use hella as a part of code...dope.

+1