LoremIpsum-BBCC

LoremIpsum.java

import static java.lang.Float.*;
import static java.lang.Long.*;
import static java.lang.System.*;
import java.*;
import java.util.*;

@SuppressWarnings("all")
public class LoremIpsum
{
	public static String[] ss;
	public static LinkageError up = new LinkageError();
	public static int nIntlzd = 0;
	
	public LoremIpsum()
	{
		throw up;
	}
	
	public static void malloc(int n)
	{
		nIntlzd++;
		String str = "lorem ipsum dolor sit amet consectetur adipisicing elit" +
				" sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua ut enim ad" +
				" minim veniam quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea" +
				" commodo consequat duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit" +
				" esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat" +
				" non proident sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum";
		ArrayList srS = new ArrayList();
		int i = 0;
		String strTmp = new String();
		
		try
		{
			camefrom:
			for(boolean blBln = false; blBln = true; i++)
			{
				if (str.charAt(i) == ' ')
				{
					srS.add(strTmp);
					strTmp = new String();
					continue camefrom;
				}
				
				strTmp += str.charAt(i);
			}
		}
		catch (StringIndexOutOfBoundsException e)
		{
			int j = 0;
			ss = new String[srS.size()];
			while (j < ss.length)
			{
				ss[j] = (String) srS.get(j);
				j = 1 + j;
			}
		}
		catch (ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException e)
		{
			int j = 0;
			ss = new String[srS.size()];
			while (j < ss.length)
			{
				ss[j] = (String) srS.get(j);
				j += 1;
			}
		}
		catch (Throwable t)
		{
			out.println("Error!");
			exit(1);
			return;
		}
	}
	
	public static String gtstr(int i)
	{
		if (i == 0)
		{
			throw up;
		}
		if (nIntlzd == 0)
		{
			malloc(i);
		}
		
		Random rndm = new Random(floatToIntBits(42) / floatToRawIntBits(i) * reverseBytes(42) + currentTimeMillis() + nIntlzd++ );
		String strTmp = new String();
		boolean blCps = false;
		try
		{
			inUrLoop:
			for (int j = 0; j < i; j++)
			{
				stuff:
				switch(j + 1)
				{
					case 1:
						strTmp += "Lorem ";
						continue inUrLoop;
					case 2:
						strTmp += "ipsum ";
						continue inUrLoop;
					case 3:
						strTmp += "dolor ";
						continue inUrLoop;
					case 4:
						strTmp += "sit ";
						continue inUrLoop;
					case 5:
						strTmp += "amet, ";
						continue inUrLoop;
					default:
						break stuff;
				}
				
				int k = rndm.nextInt(ss.length);

				String strorgnl = ss[k];
				String strTmp2 = strorgnl.substring(1);
				if (blCps)
				{
					switch (strorgnl.charAt(0))
					{
						case 'a':
							strTmp2 = 'A' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'b':
							strTmp2 = 'B' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'c':
							strTmp2 = 'C' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'd':
							strTmp2 = 'D' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'e':
							strTmp2 = 'E' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'f':
							strTmp2 = 'F' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'g':
							strTmp2 = 'G' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'h':
							strTmp2 = 'H' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'i':
							strTmp2 = 'I' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'j':
							strTmp2 = 'J' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'k':
							strTmp2 = 'K' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'l':
							strTmp2 = 'L' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'm':
							strTmp2 = 'M' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'n':
							strTmp2 = 'N' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'o':
							strTmp2 = 'O' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'p':
							strTmp2 = 'P' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'q':
							strTmp2 = 'Q' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'r':
							strTmp2 = 'R' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 's':
							strTmp2 = 'S' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 't':
							strTmp2 = 'T' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'u':
							strTmp2 = 'U' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'v':
							strTmp2 = 'V' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'w':
							strTmp2 = 'W' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'x':
							strTmp2 = 'X' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'y':
							strTmp2 = 'Y' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'z':
							strTmp2 = 'Z' + strTmp2;
							break;
						default:
							out.println("Error!");
							exit(1);
							break;
					}
					blCps = false;
				}
				else
				{
					switch (strorgnl.charAt(0))
					{
						case 'a':
							strTmp2 = 'a' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'b':
							strTmp2 = 'b' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'c':
							strTmp2 = 'c' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'd':
							strTmp2 = 'd' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'e':
							strTmp2 = 'e' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'f':
							strTmp2 = 'f' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'g':
							strTmp2 = 'g' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'h':
							strTmp2 = 'h' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'i':
							strTmp2 = 'i' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'j':
							strTmp2 = 'j' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'k':
							strTmp2 = 'k' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'l':
							strTmp2 = 'l' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'm':
							strTmp2 = 'm' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'n':
							strTmp2 = 'n' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'o':
							strTmp2 = 'o' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'p':
							strTmp2 = 'p' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'q':
							strTmp2 = 'q' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'r':
							strTmp2 = 'r' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 's':
							strTmp2 = 's' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 't':
							strTmp2 = 't' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'u':
							strTmp2 = 'u' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'v':
							strTmp2 = 'v' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'w':
							strTmp2 = 'w' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'x':
							strTmp2 = 'x' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'y':
							strTmp2 = 'y' + strTmp2;
							break;
						case 'z':
							strTmp2 = 'z' + strTmp2;
							break;
						default:
							out.println("Error!");
							exit(1);
							break;
					}
				}
				strTmp += strTmp2;
				if (rndm.nextInt(100) > 4)
				{
					strTmp += " ";
				}
				else
				{
					if (rndm.nextInt(100) > 59)
					{
						strTmp += ", ";
					}
					else
					{
						strTmp += ". ";
						blCps = true;
					}
				}
			}
			throw up;
		}
		catch (LinkageError e)
		{
			if (strTmp.charAt(strTmp.length() - 2) == ',' || strTmp.charAt(strTmp.length() - 2) == '.')
			{
				return strTmp.substring(0, strTmp.length() - 2) + '.';
			}
			else
			{
				return strTmp.substring(0, strTmp.length() - 1) + ".";
			}
		}
		catch (Throwable t)
		{
			out.println("Error!");
			exit(1);
			return null;
		}
	}
}

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