Malicious JS scripts (userscript hell) - NOTE: None of these scripts are actually malicious... just trolling and annoying. No bits will be harmed if you run these.

flippy-mcflip.js

/* Rotates the page 180deg when the user hovers over the body.
   Only works for webkit browsers */
(function() {
    var s = document.createElement('style');
    s.textContent = '.trololol:hover{-webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);';
    document.head.appendChild(s);
    document.body.classList.add('trololol');
}());

forms.js

/* Makes forms unsubmitable 
   Then mocks you in the console like a little bitch... */
[].forEach.call(document.forms, function(form) {
    form.onsubmit = function(e) { console.log('u mad bro?'); e.preventDefault(); return false; };
});

lag.js

/* Simulated lag. 
   Setup for upto ten seconds of random lag, randomly, every zero to ten seconds. */
function lag(n/*seconds of lag*/) {
    var now = new Date().getTime();
    while( (new Date().getTime()) - now < n*1000 ) {}
}
function run() {
    lag(Math.floor(Math.random()*10)+1);
    setTimeout(run, Math.random()*10000);
}
run();

links.js

/* Makes links jump around while users try to touch them. 
   Note: Changes the margin, therefore also often shifts other elements on the page */
function r(l)   {return Math.floor(Math.random() * l) + 'px';}
function e(m)   {m.addEventListener('mousemove', o, false);}
function o(n)   {'A'===n.target.tagName&&(n.target.style.margin=[r(100), r(100), r(100), r(100)].join(' '));}

                e(document);

seizure-b.js

/* Changes background and foreground colours  for all elements on the page */
function r() {
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * 255);
}

function lemon() {
    with(this.style) {
        color = ['rgb(', [r(), r(), r()].join(','), ')'].join('');
        backgroundColor = ['rgb(', [r(), r(), r()].join(','), ')'].join('');
    }
}

function rocks() {
    Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.all, function(item) {
        setTimeout(function() {
            lemon.call(item);
        }, Math.random() * 100 + 100);
    });
    setTimeout(rocks, Math.random() * 500 + 100);
}

rocks();

seizure.js

/* Changes background and foreground colours  for all elements on the page */
function r() { return Math.floor(Math.random() * 255); }
function fakk(){ this.style.color = ['rgb(',[r(),r(),r()].join(','),')'].join(''),
this.style.backgroundColor = ['rgb(',[r(),r(),r()].join(','),')'].join(''); }
[].forEach.call(document.all, function(item) {
    setTimeout(function() {fakk.call(item)}, (Math.random()*500)+100)
});

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