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Hello How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Tessy I just went through your profile today at (github.com) and i have no options than letting you know that i am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address so that I can send you more details about my self including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours sincerely.

Tessy,

Brilliant... I want to fork this SO bad, but to what end?

I have yet to break the educational back ground love barrier.

Aww man... I never get hit on on git hub... I quit!

oh man.. hilarious.. with so many barriers i bet you can't wait to meet tessy!

well, take it from there.. and remember, love has no barriers.. uhh.. yeah, right!

dude, i've been trying to figure out how to get women based on my github account for months.

HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!

I got this too. Damn, I thought Tessy was a one man woman. She broke my heart.

ask her if she wants to fork...?

i want first commit

Who wants to create the github bot that handles this type of fork request?

seems like github has completely overlooked its potential as an online dating service.

Tessy, you scheming bitch...... it sounds like you've got a lot of options, if you're hitting on EVERYONE..

i thought i was special :(

github == ( okcupid + forking )

I was initially considering a "fork" to be like a match.com "wink" but I think it's a bit more "hardcore" than that. Btw, Tessy emailed me too.

Are you looking for a long-term relationship with a high-paid introverted male that has poor hygiene and no social skills?

Come to the internet's latest and greatest dating site, github.com!

I can't stop reading this! Hahah

tesTessy should come on IRC, it's called ttt

Apparently love has no guarantee of thread consistency on multi-core CPUs.

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