calculator.arnoldc

IT'S SHOWTIME
    TALK TO THE HAND "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO CALCULATE SOME EQUATIONS"

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE operator
    YOU SET US UP 0

    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS operator
    DO IT NOW getOperator

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE operandOne
    YOU SET US UP 0

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE operandTwo
    YOU SET US UP 0

    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS operandOne
    DO IT NOW getOperand @NO PROBLEMO

    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS operandTwo
    DO IT NOW getOperand @I LIED

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result
    YOU SET US UP 0

    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS result
    DO IT NOW calculateResult operandOne operandTwo operator

    TALK TO THE HAND "YOUR RESULT:"
    TALK TO THE HAND result
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY calculateResult
    I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE firstOperand
    I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE secondOperand
    I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE operator
    GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isPlus
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isMinus
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isMultiply
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isDivide
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE result
    YOU SET US UP 0

    GET TO THE CHOPPER isPlus
        HERE IS MY INVITATION operator
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 1
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER isMinus
        HERE IS MY INVITATION operator
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 2
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER isMultiply
        HERE IS MY INVITATION operator
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 3
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER isDivide
        HERE IS MY INVITATION operator
        YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 4
    ENOUGH TALK

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isPlus
        GET TO THE CHOPPER result
            HERE IS MY INVITATION firstOperand
            GET UP secondOperand
        ENOUGH TALK
    BULLSHIT
        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isMinus
            GET TO THE CHOPPER result
                HERE IS MY INVITATION firstOperand
                GET DOWN secondOperand
            ENOUGH TALK
        BULLSHIT
            BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isMultiply
                GET TO THE CHOPPER result
                    HERE IS MY INVITATION firstOperand
                    YOU'RE FIRED secondOperand
                ENOUGH TALK
            BULLSHIT
                BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isDivide
                    GET TO THE CHOPPER result
                        HERE IS MY INVITATION firstOperand
                        HE HAD TO SPLIT secondOperand
                    ENOUGH TALK
                BULLSHIT
                    TALK TO THE HAND "SOMETHING WENT WRONG"
                YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
            YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

    I'LL BE BACK result
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY getOperand
    I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE isFirstOperand
    GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR 

    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE isFirstOperand
        TALK TO THE HAND "INPUT FIRST OPERAND"
    BULLSHIT
        TALK TO THE HAND "INPUT SECOND OPERAND"
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE operand
    YOU SET US UP 0

    GET YOUR ASS TO MARS operand
        DO IT NOW 
        I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

    I'LL BE BACK operand
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY getOperator
    GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE needOperator
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO

    TALK TO THE HAND "PICK OPERATOR:"
    TALK TO THE HAND "	1.) +"
    TALK TO THE HAND "	2.) -" 
    TALK TO THE HAND "	3.) *"
    TALK TO THE HAND "	4.) /"

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE operator
    YOU SET US UP 0

    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE validInput
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE greaterZero
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE lessFive
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED

    STICK AROUND needOperator
        GET YOUR ASS TO MARS operator
            DO IT NOW
            I WANT TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY

        GET TO THE CHOPPER greaterZero
            HERE IS MY INVITATION operator
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 0
        ENOUGH TALK

        GET TO THE CHOPPER lessFive
            HERE IS MY INVITATION 5
            LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET operator
        ENOUGH TALK

        GET TO THE CHOPPER validInput
            HERE IS MY INVITATION greaterZero
            KNOCK KNOCK lessFive
        ENOUGH TALK

        BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE validInput
            GET TO THE CHOPPER needOperator
                HERE IS MY INVITATION @I LIED
            ENOUGH TALK
        BULLSHIT
            TALK TO THE HAND "WRONG ANSWER, TRY AGAIN"
        YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    CHILL

    I'LL BE BACK operator
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY