Execute this self-contained script on page load -- unless you _are_ a hero.

ad2nite.js

//seek.
function $$() {
  return document.querySelectorAll.apply(document, arguments);
}

//hide.
function pwn(selector) {
  targets = document.querySelectorAll(selector);
  for(i = 0; i < targets.length; i++){
    targets[i].style.display = "none";
  }
}

//redeem
function redeem(selector) {
  targets = document.querySelectorAll(selector);
  for(i = 0; i < targets.length; i++){
    targets[i].style.display = "block";
  }
}


//silence.
function stfu(selector) {
  targets = document.querySelectorAll(selector);
  for(i = 0; i < targets.length; i++){
    targets[i].removeAttribute("onmouseover");
    targets[i].removeAttribute("onmouseleave");
    targets[i].classList.add("off");
  }
}


//disable.
function off(selector) {
  targets = document.querySelectorAll(selector);
  for(i = 0; i < targets.length; i++){
    targets[i].classList.add("off");
    targets[i].removeAttribute("onclick");
    targets[i].removeAttribute("href");
  }
}

debug = 0;

function clearShitUp(){

  // I GET IT, Hero is awesome and everything.
  pwn("#ghostHeroAd");
  pwn(".heroHelp");
  pwn(".heroAd");

  // I GET IT, if I had hero I could be awesome.
  pwn(".contentPanel .jobs .heroLocked")

  // I GET IT, World Forums are read only.
  stfu(".forum .sidePanel .subTabs li a");
  forum_name_selector = $$(".forum .sidePanel .subTabs li.selected a"); //are we in a forum?
  if(forum_name_selector.length){ //yes we are!
    forum_name = forum_name_selector[0].text;
    if(debug)
      console.debug("We are looking at forum", forum_name);
    if(forum_name[0].text != " ???"){ //whitelisting
      pwn(".forum .actions"); //reply bar

      //Also, non-crow threads are usually boring drivel and "community-driven" rallies.
      //Worthless until the crow replies. Hence.
      pwn(".forum table.topics tr:not(.highlightedAdmin):not(.separator)"); //thanks, YiJiang
    }
  }


  //I GET IT, only heroes are supposed to get LMS.
  pwn(".ikea .act")

  //I GET IT, heroic actions are awesome and I'm not.
  //only act on the links and let me see what they can do, however.
  off(".home .left a[href*=hero], .home .left a[href*=Hero]");
  //show the heroic actions button as disabled, though...
  stfu(".home .left a.button[onmouseover]")
  
}

if(debug)
  setInterval(clearShitUp, 1000);
else
  setInterval(clearShitUp, 100);