Absolute Position within Table Cells

// Plugin
$.fn.iWouldLikeToAbsolutelyPositionThingsInsideOfFrickingTableCellsPlease = function() {
    var $el;
    return this.each(function() {
    	$el = $(this);
    	var newDiv = $("<div />", {
    		"class": "innerWrapper",
    		"css"  : {
    			"height"  : $el.height(),
    			"width"   : "100%",
    			"position": "relative"
    		}
    	});
    	$el.wrapInner(newDiv);    
    });
};

// DOM Ready
$(function() {
	// Usage
	$("th, td").iWouldLikeToAbsolutelyPositionThingsInsideOfFrickingTableCellsPlease();
});

Demo: http://css-tricks.com/examples/AbsolutePositionWithinTableCells/