JavaScript: Duck Punching vs Dick Punching

duckpunching-vs-dickpunching.js

// Duck Punching.

window._alert = window.alert;
window.alert = function(n) {
  return typeof n === 'number'
    ? window._alert('QU' + Array(n + 1).join('A') + 'CK')
    : window._alert.apply(window, arguments);
};

// Dick Punching.

window._alert = window.alert;
window.alert = function(n) {
  return typeof n === 'number'
    ? window._alert('8' + Array(n + 1).join('=') + 'D')
    : window._alert.apply(window, arguments);
};

Note: don't try to duck punch and dick punch the same function or you'll end up with a very, very angry duck.

// Duck pinching
location.href="http://furf.it/6O";

// Dick pinching
return; // will not go there

Hahaha awesome.