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14:20:47 AvianFlu: OH MY GOD SUBSTACK HAPPY BIRTHDAY I DIDN'T KNOW ROBOTS HAD BIRTHDAYS!
14:20:47 LOUDBOT: THAT WAS PRETTY EPIC THERE
14:20:53 AvianFlu: LOL THANKS LOUDBOT
14:20:54 LOUDBOT: WELL HOW OFTEN DO *YOU* SHAVE DOWN THERE?!?
14:21:04 AvianFlu: NONE OF YOUR DAMN BOT BUSINESS
14:21:05 LOUDBOT: IT'S IRC MOTHERFUCKER
14:21:18 jesusabdullah: HAPPY CASPLOCK DAY AMIRITE
14:21:18 LOUDBOT: PLANTS HAVE NO RIGHTS
14:21:27 AvianFlu: OMG YES THEY DO SHUT UP
14:21:28 LOUDBOT: ALICE IS SENDING A PIPEBOMB TO BOB.
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AvianFlu / gist:6211941
Created August 12, 2013 15:33
I got this this morning, as a google calendar event scheduled for 4AM local time.
Compensation.
Hello Dear Friend,
How are you, I'm sorry but happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Vietnam, though i tried my best to involve you in the business but God decided the whole situations, Presently I'm in Vietnam for investment projects with my own share of the total sum, meanwhile i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
Now contact my secretary in Burkina faso her name is Natalia Johson on her e-mail address below (natalia.johson@yahoo.com) Ask her to send you the chuque amount total of $500.000.00 which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my secretary Natalia Johson and instruct her where to send the bank cheque to you so that you cash the money immediately.
Please do let me know immediate
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AvianFlu / spam.md
Created December 4, 2015 20:20
Pretty Great Spam
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AvianFlu / gist:4029234
Created November 7, 2012 02:23
Loudbot is starting to worry me...
21:22:48 < AvianFlu> OH MY GOD TOO MANY CAPS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON
21:22:49 < LOUDBOT> BRICKS I SAY
21:22:57 < AvianFlu> OH YES. OF COURSE IT'S BRICKS.
21:22:59 < LOUDBOT> YOU ARE ONLY LYING TO YOURSELF. UNDO THAT SHIT AND TRY AGAIN.
21:23:08 < AvianFlu> WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID IT WAS BRICKS!
21:23:09 < LOUDBOT> THE NEXT PERSON TO TYPE IN CAPS WILL SUFFER
make -C out BUILDTYPE=Release
make[1]: Nothing to be done for `all'.
ln -fs out/Release/node node
python tools/test.py --mode=release simple message
=== release test-http-full-response ===
Path: simple/test-http-full-response
assert.js:104
throw new assert.AssertionError({
^
AssertionError: 3 == 0
$ strace -e open,read out/Release/node -pe 'require("fs").readFileSync("/proc/self/mem")'
open("/etc/ld.so.cache", O_RDONLY) = 3
open("/lib/librt.so.1", O_RDONLY) = 3
read(3, "\177ELF\2\1\1\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\3\0>\0\1\0\0\0\220!\0\0\0\0\0\0"..., 832) = 832
open("/lib/libdl.so.2", O_RDONLY) = 3
read(3, "\177ELF\2\1\1\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\3\0>\0\1\0\0\0\340\r\0\0\0\0\0\0"..., 832) = 832
open("/usr/lib/libstdc++.so.6", O_RDONLY) = 3
read(3, "\177ELF\2\1\1\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\3\0>\0\1\0\0\0P\243\5\0\0\0\0\0"..., 832) = 832
open("/lib/libm.so.6", O_RDONLY) = 3
read(3, "\177ELF\2\1\1\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\3\0>\0\1\0\0\0\360>\0\0\0\0\0\0"..., 832) = 832
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AvianFlu / gist:2175904
Created March 23, 2012 22:41
Strange error behavior
~/dev/node (master)]$ ./node
> process.version
'v0.7.7-pre'
> var fs = require('fs')
// callback for fs.readFile
> var fn = function (err, data) {
if (err) return console.dir(err);
console.dir(data);
}
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AvianFlu / gist:1910390
Created February 25, 2012 20:14
A barebones daemonizer.
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <signal.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/stat.h>
#include <fcntl.h>
#include <errno.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
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AvianFlu / gist:1721215
Created February 2, 2012 03:25
A beta tester helping a beta tester
<whatstin> Any chance I can get into the private betabetaboo?
<whatstin> Pretty please with sugar on top
<whatstin> and that new ben and jerry's ice cream "Late Night Snack" which has chocolate covered potato chips
<whatstin> Private Beta?
<joshsmith> gimmesomebeta.jit.su?
<whatstin> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<whatstin> joshsmith: THANK U!!!!! I've found my people!!!!!
<joshsmith> no, son. you've just returned home