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BrentOzar / Branching proc.sql
Created December 3, 2019 10:59
Branching proc
CREATE PROCEDURE dbo.GetUnshippedOrders @IsShipped bit
AS
BEGIN
SET NOCOUNT ON;
IF @IsShipped = 1
EXEC dbo.GetUnshippedOrders_UsesFilteredIndex
ELSE
SELECT OrderID, OrderDate FROM dbo.Orders WHERE IsShipped = @IsShipped;
END
GO
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BrentOzar / How to Make SELECT COUNT(*) Queries Crazy Fast.sql
Created December 22, 2019 15:10
How to Make SELECT COUNT(*) Queries Crazy Fast.sql
USE StackOverflow;
GO
DropIndexes;
GO
ALTER DATABASE CURRENT SET COMPATIBILITY_LEVEL = 140;
GO
/* Check the table's size: */
sp_BlitzIndex @TableName = 'Votes';
GO
USE StackOverflow;
GO
DROP TABLE IF EXISTS dbo.UsersMemberships;
CREATE TABLE dbo.UsersMemberships
(Id INT IDENTITY(1,1) PRIMARY KEY NONCLUSTERED,
UserId INT NOT NULL,
StartDate DATETIME NOT NULL,
EndDate DATETIME NOT NULL,
CancelledEarlyDate DATETIME NULL);
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BrentOzar / sys.index_resumable_operations.sql
Created February 20, 2020 14:25
Showing the (in)accuracy of sys.index_resumable_operations.
DROP TABLE IF EXISTS dbo.DiningRoomTable;
GO
CREATE TABLE dbo.DiningRoomTable (Id INT IDENTITY(1,1) PRIMARY KEY CLUSTERED, Stuffing CHAR(1000));
INSERT INTO dbo.DiningRoomTable (Stuffing)
SELECT 'Stuff'
FROM sys.messages;
GO
CREATE INDEX IX_Stuffing ON dbo.DiningRoomTable(Stuffing)
WITH (ONLINE = ON, RESUMABLE = ON);
ALTER DATABASE CURRENT SET COMPATIBILITY_LEVEL = 140;
GO
CREATE OR ALTER FUNCTION dbo.Test()
RETURNS INT AS
BEGIN
DECLARE @i BIGINT;
SELECT TOP 1 @i = CHECKSUM(*)
FROM master.dbo.spt_values;
RETURN 1;
/* SQL Server Statistics Explained with Playing Cards
v0.1 - 2020-08-14
https://BrentOzar.com/go/learnstats
This first RAISERROR is just to make sure you don't accidentally hit F5 and
run the entire script. You don't need to run this:
*/
RAISERROR(N'Oops! No, don''t just hit F5. Run these demos one at a time.', 20, 1) WITH LOG;
GO
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BrentOzar / schema.sql
Created October 21, 2022 16:50
Stack Overflow Data Dump Schema
USE [StackOverflow]
GO
/****** Object: Table [dbo].[Badges] Script Date: 10/21/2022 12:48:56 PM ******/
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
GO
IF NOT EXISTS (SELECT * FROM sys.objects WHERE object_id = OBJECT_ID(N'[dbo].[Badges]') AND type in (N'U'))
BEGIN
CREATE TABLE [dbo].[Badges](
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BrentOzar / Conversation.tsql
Created January 11, 2024 18:44
Triggers to keep Posts.CommentCount in sync
/* What sent to ChatGPT 4: */
You are a T-SQL database developer working with Microsoft SQL Server 2019. Given these two tables:
CREATE TABLE [dbo].[Comments](
[Id] [int] IDENTITY(1,1) NOT NULL,
[CreationDate] [datetime] NOT NULL,
[PostId] [int] NOT NULL,
[Score] [int] NULL,
[Text] [nvarchar](700) NOT NULL,