CrossEye

// Based on a discussion with Michael Haufe:
//   https://groups.google.com/group/jsmentors/browse_thread/thread/d028fb0041f93a27
// Not really recommended for anything but the fun of knowing it can be done!

var omega = function() {
    var queue = [];
    var valueOf = Function.prototype.valueOf;
    Function.prototype.valueOf = function() {
        queue.push(this);
        return 1;  // not needed now, but could be used later to distinguish operators.

CrossEye

var first = (function() {
    var chainNames = ["then", "andThen", "next"];
    var endChainNames = ["finally", "andFinally", "last"];
    var chain = function(fn) {
        var f1 = function(g) {
            var func = function() {return g.call(this, fn.apply(this, arguments));};
            chain(func);
            return func;
        };
        var f2 = function(g) {