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# -*- mode: ruby -*-
# vi: set ft=ruby :

# Vagrantfile API/syntax version. Don't touch unless you know what you're doing!
VAGRANTFILE_API_VERSION = "2"

Vagrant.configure(VAGRANTFILE_API_VERSION) do |config|

  # Every Vagrant virtual environment requires a box to build off of.
  # Named boxes, like this one, don't need a URL, since the are looked up

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Vagrant.configure(2) do |config|

  # Box to use.
  config.vm.box = "puphpet/centos65-x64"

  # Port forwarding.
  config.vm.network "forwarded_port", guest: 80, host_ip: "127.0.0.1", host: 8080

  config.vm.provider "virtualbox" do |vb|
    # Display the VirtualBox GUI when booting the machine

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<?php
// ==============================================================================
//	BEGIN VERBOSE DEBUGGING
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_VERBOSE, true);
$verbose = fopen('php://temp', 'w+');
curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_STDERR, $verbose);

$result = curl_exec($ch);
if ($result === 0) {
   printf("cUrl error (#%d): %s<br>\n", curl_errno($ch),

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#!/bin/bash

# will probably see: /sbin/mount.vboxsf: mounting failed with the error: No such file or directory
# this is fine, carry on.
mount -t vboxsf Shared_Folder ~/SF/

cd /opt/VBoxGuestAdditions-*/init

./vboxadd setup

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#!/bin/bash

echo "updating packages"
yum -y update

echo "install YUM development tools"
yum groupinstall -y development

echo "installing additional packages"
yum install -y zlib-dev openssl-devel sqlite-devel bzip2-devel

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<?php
return slack();

function slack() {
    $data = [];

    // You can get your webhook endpoint from your Slack settings
    $ch = curl_init("");
    curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_CUSTOMREQUEST, "POST");
    curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, array('payload' => $data));

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#!/bin/bash

# Backup device
adb backup -apk -shared -all -f 'C:\android_backup.ab'

# confirm
# keyevents:
# 22 - KEYCODE_DPAD_RIGHT  - "back up my data"
# 23 - KEYCODE_DPAD_CENTER - "enter"
# adb shell input text <your password>

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# crstov-zsh (2017).
# Chris Rowles <github.com/Crowles>

if [[ $TERM = *256color* || $TERM = *rxvt* ]]; then
    turquoise="%F{81}"
    orange="%F{166}"
    purple="%F{135}"
    hotpink="%F{161}"
    limegreen="%F{118}"
    grey="%F{250}"

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alias statc="stat -c '%a %G:%U %n'"
alias ccat="pygmentize -g"
alias tlog="tail -f -n 0 storage/logs/laravel.log"
alias phpcf="php --ini | grep 'Loaded'"
eval $(thefuck --alias)


# custom functions
# IP Lookup
function rip

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#!/bin/bash

if ! type vim > /dev/null; then
    echo "installing vim"
    yum install -y vim
else
    echo "Vim installed, continuing"
fi

if ! type dos2unix > /dev/null; then