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const fetch = async (...args) => {
  console.log(...args)
  return { 
   statusCode: 200,
   data: {},
  }
}

function httpRequest(url, method, data, opts, cb) {
  const init = { method }

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// Via https://twitter.com/RReverser/status/1490873967577640961
function wwwProxy() {
  return new Proxy(new URL('https://www/'), {
    get: function get(target, prop) {
      let orig = Reflect.get(target, prop);
      if (typeof orig === 'function') return orig.bind(target);
      if (typeof prop !== 'string') return orig;
      if (prop === 'then') return Promise.prototype.then.bind(fetch(target));
      target = new URL(target);
      target.hostname += `.${prop}`;

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// via https://blog.sessionstack.com/how-javascript-works-proxy-and-reflect-11748452c695
const p = new Proxy(function() {}, {
  apply: function(target, thisArg, argumentsList) {
    console.log('called: ' + argumentsList.join(', '));
    return argumentsList[0] + argumentsList[1] + argumentsList[2];
  }
});

console.log(p(1, 2, 3)); // This will print called: 1, 2, 3  and 6

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// https://betterprogramming.pub/everything-you-should-know-about-javascript-proxy-67576f2e069e
function setPrivateField(obj, prefix = "_"){
  return new Proxy(obj, {
    has: (obj, prop) => {
      if(typeof prop === "string" && prop.startsWith(prefix)){
        return false
      }
      return prop in obj
    },
    ownKeys: obj => {

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// via https://stackoverflow.com/questions/46005706/get-the-path-to-the-accessed-value-in-a-nested-object
function wrap(o, fn, scope = []) {
  const handler = {
    set(target, prop, value, receiver) {
      fn('set value in scope: ', scope.concat(prop))
      target[prop] = value
      return true
    },
    get(target, prop, receiver) {
      fn('get value in scope: ', scope.concat(prop))

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/* Using a JavaScript proxy for a super low code REST client */
// via https://dev.to/dipsaus9/javascript-lets-create-aproxy-19hg
// also see https://towardsdatascience.com/why-to-use-javascript-proxy-5cdc69d943e3
// also see https://github.com/fastify/manifetch
// also see https://github.com/flash-oss/allserver
// and https://gist.github.com/v1vendi/75d5e5dad7a2d1ef3fcb48234e4528cb

const createApi = (url) => {
  return new Proxy({}, {
    get(target, key) {

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const { URL } = require('url')
const assert = require('assert')

const DEFAULT_BASE = 'https://api.github.com'

/* Zero dependency backward compatible url parser */
function parseUrl(url) {
  const match = url.match(/^(https?)?(?:[\:\/]*)([a-z0-9\.-]*)(?:\:(\d+))?(\/[^?#]*)?(?:\?([^#]*))?(?:#(.*))?$/i)
  return {
    protocol: match[1] || '',

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const process = require('process')
const styles = require('ansi-styles')

// via https://github.com/sindresorhus/is-unicode-supported/blob/main/index.js
function isUnicodeSupported() {
  if (process.platform !== 'win32') return process.env.TERM !== 'linux'; // Linux console (kernel)
  return Boolean(process.env.CI)
    || Boolean(process.env.WT_SESSION) // Windows Terminal
    || process.env.ConEmuTask === '{cmd::Cmder}' // ConEmu and cmder
    || process.env.TERM_PROGRAM === 'vscode' || process.env.TERM === 'xterm-256color' || process.env.TERM === 'alacritty';

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// via https://github.com/nalgeon/sqlime/blob/3.37.2/js/gister.js
// https://twitter.com/simonw/status/1482845419637903366
// Github Gist API client

const HEADERS = {
    Accept: "application/json",
    "Content-Type": "application/json",
};

class Gister {

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const cronstrue = require('cronstrue')
// https://github.com/harrisiirak/cron-parser

const MONTHS = [null, 'January', 'February', 'March', 'April', 'May', 'June', 'July', 'August', 'September', 'October', 'November', 'December']
const DAYS = ['Sunday', 'Monday', 'Tuesday', 'Wednesday', 'Thursday', 'Friday', 'Saturday', 'Sunday']
const dayNum = {
  sun: '0',
  mon: '1',
  tue: '2',
  wed: '3',