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<?php

date_default_timezone_set('Europe/London');

function sendmail($site,$contacts,$name,$date)
{
        $to      = $contacts;
        $subject = 'Alert ' . $site . ' appears to be down - ' . $name;
        $message = $site . ' is down, please check now ' .$date;
        $headers = 'From: donotreply@depicus.com (Depicus Site Monitor)' . "\r\n" .

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private static void sendSlackMessage(String message) 
    {
        String url = "https://hooks.slack.com/services/your-token-here";
        HttpClient client = new HttpClient();
        PostMethod post = new PostMethod(url);
        JSONObject json = new JSONObject();
        try {
            json.put("channel", "#general");
            json.put("text", message);
            json.put("username", "#java-error-bot");

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<script type="text/javascript">
	if (!window.console) console = {log: function() {}};
</script>

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function sendSlackMessage($text, $username = "PHP Error Bot", $channel = "#general")
{
  $url = "https://hooks.slack.com/services/your-token-here";
  $payload = array();
  $payload["username"] = $username; // you can customise this
  $payload["channel"] = $channel;
  $payload["text"] = $text;
  // set up & post curl
  $ch = curl_init();
  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, $url);

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#add the ip address to the pre login screen by editing rc.local

/sbin/ifconfig | grep "inet addr" | grep -v "127.0.0.1" | awk '{ print $2 }' | awk -F: '{ print "ip address " $2 }' > /$}' > /etc/issue