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# Hurr tuh durr un urray in bursh.
#!/usr/bin/bash

# nurm yurr urray
typeset -A MYARRAY

#ghrvv rt shrm durrta
MYARRAY[0]="wat"
MYARRAY[1]="huh"

JacksonGariety

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Jackson Gariety http://jacksongariety.com/

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

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angular.injector(['ng']).invoke(function ($rootScope) {

  // If I use this method, the function never fires, hmmmm
  $rootScope.$on('$viewContentLoaded', function() {
    console.log("foo")
  })

  // If I use this one, the entire app fails to render
  $rootScope.$evalAsync(function() {
    console.log("foo")

JacksonGariety

1. oh-my-zsh (`$ curl -L https://raw.github.com/robbyrussell/oh-my-zsh/master/tools/install.sh | sh`)

2. Homebrew (`$ ruby -e "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.github.com/Homebrew/homebrew/go/install)"`)

3. gitsomepizza ZSH theme. (https://github.com/jacksonGariety/gitsomepizza)

4. Emacs 24 (`$ brew install Emacs`)

5. [TotalSpaces 2](http://totalspaces.binaryage.com)
  - Fastest space switching

JacksonGariety

function s(a,l){l='length';if(a[l]<2)return a;var s='slice',b=~~a[l]/2,c=s(a[s](0,b)),d=s(a[s](b)),e=[],f=0,g=0;while(f<c[l]&&g<d[l])c[f]<d[g]?e.push(c[f++]):e.push(d[g++]);return e.concat(c[s](f)).concat(d[s](g))}

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function a(e,l){l='length';if(e[l]<2)return e;var t=a(e.slice(0,e[l]/2)),n=a(e.slice(e[l]/2)),r=[];while(t[l]&&n[l]){r.push(t[0]<n[0]?t.shift():n.shift())}return r.concat(t).concat(n)}

JacksonGariety

var fields = [document.querySelector('#field-1-id'), document.querySelector('#field-2-id')]

fields.forEach(function (field) {
  field.addEventListener('keydown', function (event) {
    var total = 0
    fields.forEach(function (field) {
      total += field.value
    })
    document.querySelector('#calculated-field-id').value = total
  })

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    APICache.store = Moneta.new(:File, :dir => 'moneta')

    repos = APICache.get("starred", :fail => []) do
      repos = []

      # GET
      Octokit.starred(Octokit.user.login).each do |repo|
        repos << [
         repo.name.yellow || '',

JacksonGariety

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[INFO] --- maven-antrun-plugin:1.7:run (generate-sources) @ polling-service ---
[WARNING] Parameter tasks is deprecated, use target instead
[INFO] Executing tasks

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var empty = 'path/to/_empty.js'

 var b = browserify().add(empty).transform(function (file) {
   if (file !== empty) return through()

   return through(function (data) {}, function () {
     this.queue('(function(){window;})();')
     this.queue(null);
   })
 }).bundle(function (err, src) {