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Wheat Wizard: I'm going to do mod abuse now.
hyper-neutrino: I was not offended :P your fridge is safe for now
Adám: Just sneak into the enemy's camp and parse some HTML with regex there. Then run away and watch the destruction.
A username: The byteenth Nine!
caird coinheringaahing: @hyper-neutrino Off by one errors are the two biggest programming issues
rak1507: @cairdcoinheringaahing yeah, but have any of them ever been seen again?!
user: @Ausername ? Redwolf is the spawn of Satan himself, but that doesn't imply that they (he?) are a younger sister
rak1507: damn, guess I got lucky then!
caird coinheringaahing: > I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead
rak1507: yeah well APL and Dyalog just exist in another plane of existence to us, where the rules of physics don't hold and everyone codes in funny squiggles
pxeger: I was planning to rename my Try It Online clone (currently Attempt This Online) to "Yet Another Online Interpreter" but it turns out "yaoi" isn't the best short name
caird coinheringaahing: @Peilonrayz In which case, CGCC and CR finally have a common enemy :P
pxeger: oh for crying out loud have you not got the hint that most of us don't want to have this discussion?
pxeger: Dear companies: if you design your service such that I'm required to speak to a human in order to use it at all, please reevaluate your life choices
caird coinheringaahing: Stop with the star spam
Wezl: time to make a language called "discussion" and create a large amount of interesting challenges related so it becomes a main tag :D
caird coinheringaahing: I blame the yaoi
caird coinheringaahing: @Bubbler This is clearly the most useful programming language
Bubbler: Not very trivial, though I did find a solution in ten seconds after loading the page
user: @pxeger You can get an arm and a leg for free if you're determined enough
hyper-neutrino: @pxeger the book of Golf, 69:420 - And then Lyxal said, "Never gonna give you up."
hyper-neutrino: @cairdcoinheringaahing I have no life
Redwolf Programs: Print it out, mail it to a HS student with 4.0 GPA, and tell them it's 25% of their semester grade
lyxal: I strongly suspect we're being played here with an attempt to get this all moved to the nineteenth bakery, which would be the epitome of all RO jokes.
Adám: @cairdcoinheringaahing But APL's ⎕DL (DeLay) function is known to have taken negative second counts… in the past.
Wezl: addition functions should be called "+" . >:
caird coinheringaahing: Well, the bots do have more activity on the network than the current CEO
caird coinheringaahing: @hyper-neutrino Top Language Golfers
caird coinheringaahing: Ooh, people are starting to use "The devs spent time on confetti" as a justification for minor feature-requests :D
hyper-neutrino: I messed up a couple of things, but: Soviet Anthem with SE chat pings
hyper-neutrino: also TNB starboard: soviet anthem with pings, bakery-related puns, me destroying lyxal's fridge, the hivemind, chat ping noises,
---- AI Stuff starts here. L33 was made a part of L31, but I seperated it
Team Fortress 2, and a little bit of APL
Bubbler: @hyper-neutrino I was there when you did that. You got some confetti in your pants.
user: @Ausername Do you want to be the next target for a barrage? Go on, aim at me! Followed by "Oh wait" then "No no!" And off he goes again with his random predictions :)
Bubbler: @hyper-neutrino I used to have a huge crush on you. It was an unhealthy one, though.
user: @Bubbler you'll like this joke :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_cSxY7y0
Peilonrayz: humm.. And that's exactly what we need! A whole bunch of new languages with their own quirks and rules… *shudder*
airtran890 [#157976] ( irc ) 09 – 02 : 00 : 33 : He gave me the "Don't be the next target" warning for nothing... They are just waiting for someone who can actually do something useful before they go after him… #158497 158055 bytes . . 6 files in 2 dirs . 1 files changed + 1 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) ­­ 11 / 05 / 2009 ­ 41 / 0% 07 : 57 : 13 ­­
airtran890 [#157976] ( irc ) 09 – 02 : 00 : 34 : He's right though. It would be just like them to wait until he'll do something that actually matters before they actually go after him… #158497 617 bytes . . 1 file changed + 1 insertion(+), 0 deletions(-) ­­ 11 / 05 / 2009 ­ 41 / 0% 07 : 57:22 ­­
Peilonrayz: The next thing I know, somebody will have a case of the "If you don't do it, we'll break your fucking computer" syndrome. #158497 738 bytes . . 3 files in 1 dirs . 4 files changed + 2 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) ­­ 11 / 05/2009 @ 07:57 PM ¦ 40 % 21:48 LJ-sc2 - AJPDA Runtime 8.0 * 20 °C * 23 JPL UPP 99% threshold=3600 sigma_threshold=1250 SSU disabled * 1459894 kHz; 1900 m above sea level * 1459894 kHz; 1900 m above sea level * 1459894 kHz; 1900 m above sea level
Peilonrayz: I'm not kidding. I see it coming already. #158497 1.28 GB . . 34 files in 13 dirs . 17 files changed + 4 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) ­­ 11 / 05/2009 @ 07:57 PM ¦ 40 % 21:48 LJ-sc2 - AJPDA Runtime 8.0 * 20 °C * 23 JPL UPP 99% threshold=3600 sigma_threshold=1250 SSU disabled * 1459894 kHz; 1900 m above sea level * 1459894 kHz; 1900 m above sea level * 1459894 kHz; 1900 m above sealevel
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