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user: Ohhh, I didn't realize it was a joke smh | |
Redwolf Programs: switch (strategies) in case they figure out what we'll do next | |
StackMeter: bruh | |
user: We can figure out patterns in their strategies using pattern matching! | |
Adám: Can we not simply use Prolog (or even better: Brachylog) and declare that we've won? | |
user: We can change the fabric of the universe this way | |
Wezl: beats(Us, Them). | |
Adám: This is the way. | |
user: has_won(cgcc). | |
caird coinheringaahing: @Adám Only if we don't have to backtrack | |
user: @Wezl Shouldn't that be lowercase? | |
user: @cairdcoinheringaahing We'll cut them down if that happens! | |
Adám: @cairdcoinheringaahing But APL's ⎕DL (DeLay) function is known to have taken negative second counts… in the past. | |
Wezl: @user but Us and Them are pronouns, so variables. | |
hyper-neutrino: let's parse them with regex | |
caird coinheringaahing: Just use SQL: SELECT * FROM War WHERE Winner = CGCC | |
Adám: @cairdcoinheringaahing In a multiverse? | |
caird coinheringaahing: 7 mins ago, by Adám Just sneak into the enemy's camp and parse some HTML with regex there. Then run away and watch the destruction. | |
hyper-neutrino: :( | |
user: @Wezl But then you could do something like ?- beats(bad, cgcc) and have that evaluate to true | |
Redwolf Programs: Remember to optimize our tail calls to avoid leaving things in the stack | |
Wezl: @cairdcoinheringaahing replace their weapons with SQL | |
Wezl: @user ok | |
caird coinheringaahing: Y'all, we're missing the most obvious strategy: just bash em | |
A username: Breach the recursion limit! | |
user: Whenever one of them says "I'm joking, ...", they immediately merge into JoKing and give them extra mana | |
Redwolf Programs: Cast them to numbers by mistake with + or == | |
user: @Wezl I'm taking this too seriously aren't I | |
Wezl: @cairdcoinheringaahing cut takes care of that | |
Adám: CGCC'); DROP TABLE enemy_defenses;-- | |
user: @RedwolfPrograms I think you meant coercion ;) | |
Redwolf Programs: @user We'll get to information gathering in a minute | |
user: @Wezl Ninja'd :P | |
Redwolf Programs: A lot of our plans will be exposed since we're using global variables (they're golfier). | |
Wezl: :\ | |
Redwolf Programs: We'll need to work around that. Mabe closures? | |
Wezl: let's compromise and make the world immutable | |
user: It's an advantage - we can pollute their variables | |
Wezl: so we can both win at the same time | |
Redwolf Programs: They're using private fields though. | |
A username: Using recursion will be very useful because Using recursion will be very useful because Using recursion will be very useful because Using recursion will be very useful because Using recursion will be very useful because Using recursion will be very useful because... | |
user: Hi there @ThomasWard! Totally peaceful conversation going here, ignore everything above | |
Adám: Don't forget to launch multi-threaded attacks. We don't want to be flanked. | |
A username: @RedwolfPrograms I have Firefox! | |
caird coinheringaahing: Totally not planning a war | |
Thomas Ward: @user not sure why you're pinging me - I always lurk here :P | |
user: Oh lol | |
caird coinheringaahing: Lazer Eyes is a regular here :P | |
Thomas Ward: just don't plan war against me, you'll lose. sits with the controls for the orbital weapons platforms and grins evilly | |
user: MAD | |
Adám: @RedwolfPrograms APL has a secret method to inspect private values. | |
Redwolf Programs: We can read their comments if they dare using JS | |
A username: We can parse Javascript with regex! | |
caird coinheringaahing: @ThomasWard I believe you're one of 5 such users in the room atm :P | |
Redwolf Programs: enemy.toString() | |
Adám: If they're using JS, we can simply sit back and wait. | |
Thomas Ward: @Ausername ... but not HTML, we can't parse that with regex without descending into oblivion | |
A username: 12 mins ago, by Adám Just sneak into the enemy's camp and parse some HTML with regex there. Then run away and watch the destruction. | |
Redwolf Programs: We can use visibility: none on our troops to hide them | |
hyper-neutrino: is display: none golfier? or are they not the same | |
Thomas Ward: @Ausername accurate - it causes atomic selfdestruction and flames xD | |
Adám: @hyper-neutrino But they might not render at all then. | |
hyper-neutrino: ah | |
A username: No we use some 4d language! | |
Redwolf Programs: opacity: 0 is shorter and faster | |
Redwolf Programs: We can move silently with translate | |
Adám: (Unrelated: Tech news on SO acquisition.) | |
hyper-neutrino: \o/ a mention of the rest of the network | |
caird coinheringaahing: > Spolsky went into more detail [than Chandresaker, the current CEO] | |
Adám: Yep, noticed that too. | |
caird coinheringaahing: Yeah, that tracks | |
A username: Ready the Rail cannons! | |
Redwolf Programs: We can move our most valuable cargo with ruby on rails | |
Redwolf Programs: We have Flasks of chemical weapons | |
A username: Wait, we can attack using Minecraft! | |
---- Everything after is AI Generated | |
Redwolf Programs: To reach whoever built it | |
Redwolf Programs: Great routes for escaping are on rail tracks | |
Hyper-neutrino: What about cabled with string? | |
Redwolf Programs: Lasers? | |
hyper-neutrino: Bye bye enemies | |
ROLO II had rerouted its rail lines to a quarry | |
hyper-neutrino: ^ | |
user: cwof | |
Redwolf Programs: Can we attack? | |
redwolf -f:4,-f:4 | |
user: But wait, we can use hax (jlent)- | |
Redwolf Programs: We can build teleportation machines right in enemy camps to temporarily hide our forces | |
user: Deep switches, but also phat stacks too. | |
hyper-neutrino: how much dust can we destroy by shooting it with our railguns? | |
user: 5x2001 | |
Redwolf Programs: But how are we going to get their private cities? | |
Wezl: Oh, wait, the script inheritance we're running on is sharing a hashmap on a thread. That works | |
user: We'll initialize a new thread with usersrb_open(thread_id,open_global_properties(global_properties),_thread_local) | |
Redwolf Programs: We'll have to ensure that their rooms are empty of vortices | |
hyper-neutrino: lol | |
Redwolf Programs: We can cast some walls away to prevent us from being observed | |
Wezl: We can cast *AWAY* permanent walls with num_targets => 0 | |
user: We could teleport it between their cities with vortexes and then just build a bunch of walls around all of their cities | |
Redwolf Programs: Hmm, perhaps you could cast along connective poly(most hostile) tunnels | |
Wezl: also on the basis of an enter area offence we can break vort* as shown | |
user: we'll put every permanent vort to DM. Then they'll never go there. | |
Adám: Between their cities they |
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