Leaving Sharkey's Mansion... as I cross the street I am wondering, "The pieces don't fit"
This beautiful dame wants me to prove her husband was killed. She is the prime suspect.
Lost in thought, you never saw or heard the speeding vehicle that ran you down and killed you!
"Dearly beloved.", the Pastor begins, "We are gathered here today to pay our final respects to a cherished friend, a great humanitarian and a fine citizen of our city, SUMS PAID."
"Although he was not very good at safely crossing the street."
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You should have looked for traffic before crossing the street.
[Conclusion](https://gist.github.com/ParkinT/81fe6154a27b411fb052/66ed5d1cf31f5f9326facc66e06c0cc27663c190)