SQLKiwi

using Microsoft.SqlServer.Server;
using System.Data.HashFunction.SpookyHash;
using System.Data.SqlTypes;

public partial class UserDefinedFunctions
{
    [SqlFunction
        (
            DataAccess = DataAccessKind.None,
            SystemDataAccess = SystemDataAccessKind.None,

SQLKiwi

using Microsoft.SqlServer.Server;
using System;
public partial class UserDefinedFunctions
{
    private const ulong SpookyConst = 0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF;
    private const int BlockSize = 96;
    private const int BufferSize = BlockSize * 2;

    [return: SqlFacet(MaxSize = 16, IsFixedLength = true, IsNullable = false)]
    [SqlFunction(DataAccess = DataAccessKind.None, SystemDataAccess = SystemDataAccessKind.None, IsDeterministic = true, IsPrecise = true)

SQLKiwi

using Microsoft.SqlServer.Server;
using System.Collections.Specialized;
using System.Data.SqlTypes;

public partial class UserDefinedFunctions
{
    [return: SqlFacet(MaxSize = 16, IsNullable = false, IsFixedLength = true)]
    [SqlFunction(DataAccess = DataAccessKind.None, SystemDataAccess = SystemDataAccessKind.None, IsDeterministic = true, IsPrecise = true)]
    public static unsafe byte[] HashCustomPerTable
        (

SQLKiwi

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SQLKiwi

using Microsoft.SqlServer.Server;
using System.Collections.Specialized;
using System.Data.SqlTypes;

public partial class UserDefinedFunctions
{
    [return: SqlFacet(MaxSize = 132, IsNullable = false, IsFixedLength = true)]
    [SqlFunction(DataAccess = DataAccessKind.None, SystemDataAccess = SystemDataAccessKind.None, IsDeterministic = true, IsPrecise = true)]
    public static byte[] NullableIntsToBinary
        (