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[Unit]
Description=Add MCH Gateway
After=network.target

[Service]
Type=oneshot
ExecStart=/usr/bin/route add <gateway> dev eth0
ExecStart=/usr/bin/route add default gw <gateway>

[Install]

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#!/bin/bash

sudo su
echo deb https://apt.dockerproject.org/repo ubuntu-`cat /etc/lsb-release | grep DISTRIB_CODENAME | cut -d'=' -f2` main >> /etc/apt/sources.list.d/docker.list
apt-key adv --keyserver keyserver.ubuntu.com --recv-keys F76221572C52609D
apt-get update 
apt-get purge --auto-remove lxc-docker* -y &&
apt-get purge --auto-remove docker.io* -y  &&
apt-get install docker-engine -y

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#!/bin/bash
cd /tmp

if ! which lynx > /dev/null; then sudo apt-get install lynx -y; fi

if [ "$(getconf LONG_BIT)" == "64" ]; then arch=amd64; else arch=i386; fi

function download() {
   wget $(lynx -dump -listonly -dont-wrap-pre $kernelURL | grep "$1" | grep "$2" | grep "$arch" | cut -d ' ' -f 4)
}

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#!/bin/bash

sudo su

ulimit -n 99999

echo '*         hard    nofile      500000' >> /etc/security/limits.conf
echo '*         soft    nofile      500000' >> /etc/security/limits.conf
echo 'root      hard    nofile      500000' >> /etc/security/limits.conf
echo 'root      soft    nofile      500000' >> /etc/security/limits.conf

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fallocate -l 4G /swapfile || sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/swapfile count=4096 bs=1MiB && \
chmod 600 /swapfile && \
mkswap /swapfile && \
swapon /swapfile && \
echo "/swapfile none swap defaults 0 0" >> /etc/fstab

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#!/bin/bash

# warmly.sh
# A wget based, easy, poor man`s cache warmer script
# https://gist.github.com/thomasfr/7926314

# The MIT License (MIT)
#
# Copyright (c) 2013,2014 Thomas Fritz <fritztho@gmail.com> (http://fritzthomas.com)
#

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set firewall modify QoS description 'mark packets for QoS'
set firewall modify QoS rule 20 action modify
set firewall modify QoS rule 20 application category Voice-over-IP
set firewall modify QoS rule 20 description VoIP
set firewall modify QoS rule 20 modify mark 20

set firewall modify QoS rule 40 action modify
set firewall modify QoS rule 40 application category Games
set firewall modify QoS rule 40 description Games
set firewall modify QoS rule 40 modify mark 40

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set traffic-control advanced-queue root queue 1 bandwidth 50mbit
set traffic-control advanced-queue root queue 1 attach-to global
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type sfq SFQ_DOWN
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_UP ecn disable
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_DOWN target 5ms
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_DOWN quantum 1514
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_DOWN limit 1001
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_DOWN interval 50ms
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_DOWN flows 1024
set traffic-control advanced-queue queue-type fq-codel FQCODEL_DOWN ecn enable

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 firewall {
     all-ping enable
     broadcast-ping disable
     group {
         address-group Chromecast {
             address 239.255.255.250
             description "Use /32"
         }
         address-group Private-RFC-Ranges {
             address 10.0.0.0/8

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apt-get install unattended-upgrades apt-listchanges
dpkg-reconfigure -plow unattended-upgrades