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slaps $nick around a bit with a large trout
slaps $nick with a large smelly trout
breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at $nick
slaps $nick's bottom and grins cheekily
slaps $nick a few times
slaps $nick and starts getting carried away
gives $nick a hearty slap
slaps $nick around with a copy of parse.y
slaps $nick around with a copy of "The Pragmatic Trout"
finds the closest large object and gives $nick a slap with it
likes slapping people and randomly picks $nick to slap
dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at $nick
slaps $nick around with a crushing student debt
slaps $nick with a copy of "Pratical Trout Oriented Design in Ruby"