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/* A Multi-Fallback Script Loader for jQuery 
   By Jared S. Abbott */

if(typeof($) != 'function' || 'undefined'==typeof jQuery){document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.1/jquery.min.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));}
else if(typeof($) != 'function' || 'undefined'==typeof jQuery){document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='http://ajax.microsoft.com/ajax/jquery/jquery-1.7.1.min.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));}
else if(typeof($) != 'function' || 'undefined'==typeof jQuery){document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='js/libs/jquery-1.7.1.min.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));}

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<?
// Want to be able to display the source code of any webpage, with line numbering? Here is a simple code snippet to do it. Just modify the url on line 2 or make a function.
$lines = file('http://google.com/');
foreach ($lines as $line_num => $line) { 
	// loop thru each line and prepend line numbers
	echo "Line #<b>{$line_num}</b> : " . htmlspecialchars($line) . "<br>\n";
}

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<?
// If you need to get the whois information for a specific domain, why not using PHP to do it? The following function take a domain name as a parameter, and then display the whois info related to the domain.
function whois_query($domain) {
 
    // fix the domain name:
    $domain = strtolower(trim($domain));
    $domain = preg_replace('/^http:\/\//i', '', $domain);
    $domain = preg_replace('/^www\./i', '', $domain);
    $domain = explode('/', $domain);
    $domain = trim($domain[0]);

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<?
// In order to optimize your scripts, you may definitely want to know how many amount of RAM they use on your server. This snippet will check memory and then print initial, final and peak usages.

echo "Initial: ".memory_get_usage()." bytes \n";
/* prints
Initial: 361400 bytes
*/

// let's use up some memory
for ($i = 0; $i < 100000; $i++) {

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<?
// Point the script to an image and get its dominant color.

$i = imagecreatefromjpeg("image.jpg");

for ($x=0;$x<imagesx($i);$x++) {
    for ($y=0;$y<imagesy($i);$y++) {
        $rgb = imagecolorat($i,$x,$y);
        $r   = ($rgb >> 16) & 0xFF;
        $g   = ($rgb >>  & 0xFF;

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function crush($_file) {
  $_file = preg_replace(array("/((?:\/\*(?:[^*]|(?:\*+[^*\/]))*\*+\/)|(?:\/\/.*))/","!/\*[^*]*\*+([^/][^*]*\*+)*/!"), "", $_file); /* remove comments */
  $_file = str_replace(array('\r\n','\r','\t','\n','  ','    ','     '), '', $_file); /* remove tabs, spaces, newlines, etc. */
  /* remove spaces before/after certain characters */
  $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\))','(\)( )+)'), ')', $_file); $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\()','(\(( )+)'), '(', $_file);
  $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\})','(\}( )+)'), '}', $_file); $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\{)','(\{( )+)'), '{', $_file);
  $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\:)','(\:( )+)'), ':', $_file); $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\;)','(\;( )+)'), ';', $_file);
  $_file = preg_replace(array('(( )+\,)','(\,( )+)'), ',', $_file); return $_file;
}

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<?php

class document {
  public static function getElementsByClassName($name) {
    global $xpath;
    $nodes = array();
    $elements = $xpath->query(sprintf("//div[contains(@class, '%s')]", $name));
    foreach ($elements as $e) {
      array_push($nodes, $e);
    }

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            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Thiemo Mättig <http://maettig.com/>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

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function file_force_dl($_path) {
  $mime = 'application/force-download';
  header('Pragma: public'); // required
  header('Expires: 0'); // no cache
  header('Cache-Control: must-revalidate, post-check=0, pre-check=0');
  header('Cache-Control: private',false);
  header('Content-Type: '.$mime);
  header('Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="'.basename($_path).'"');
  header('Content-Transfer-Encoding: binary');
  header('Connection: close');

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<style type="text/css">
  .countDown {
    font-family:"Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Calibri,"Liberation Sans",Arial,sans-serif;
    font-weight:300;
    letter-spacing:0.5px;
    text-align:center;
  }
</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
  currentDate = new Date();