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VEGAS HOOKER

The hooker replies , ' Step over here to the window , big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that ' s worth every cent of $1 , 500. '

The guy , basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job , decides to put off the new car for another year or so , and says , ' Sign me up. '

Ten minutes later , he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

He can scarcely believe it but , he feels he truly got his money ' s worth.

He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker , ' How much for some pussy? '

The hooker says , ' Come over here to the window , I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us , all those beautiful lights , gambling palaces , and show places? '

'Damn! ' the guy says , in awe , ' You own the whole city? '



No , ' the hooker replies , ' But I would if I had a pussy. '