clarkware

$ rvm ruby-1.9.2-p136@ingredients

$ gem list

animalcracker (0.0.2)
bacon (1.1.0)
beet (0.6.9)
berry (0.0.0)
breadcrumbs (0.1.5)
butternut (0.2.1)

amatsuda

Kernel.class_eval do
  #FIXME this is terrible
  def static(meth)
    define_singleton_method(meth) do |*args, &b|
      new.send meth, *args, &b
    end
    meth
  end

  def abstract(meth)