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function getWordOccurences() {
  var textNodes;
  
  function getTextNodes() {
    var walker = document.createTreeWalker(
        document.body, 
        NodeFilter.SHOW_TEXT, 
        null, 
        false
    );

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var express = require('express');
var app = express();

app.get('/yes', function (req, res) {
  res.send('thanks!');
  console.log('student got it, stop vib');
});

app.get('/no', function (req, res) {
  res.send('thanks!');

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PS1="\n \n$MIDDLEFINGER \n \n \n💰  \W\\ 💰  "
export PS1

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// the page url must be instagram.com/p/

var node = document.getElementsByClassName("_379kp")[0]

var date = new Date(node.attributes["datetime"].value)

node.innerText = date.toLocaleString()

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var Q = require('q');
var tumblr = require('tumblr.js');
var fs = require('fs');
var _ = require('underscore');

// Customize these. Ill give instructions soon. Or ping me for help.
var tumblrClient = tumblr.createClient({
  consumer_key: '',
  consumer_secret: '',
  token: '',

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# basic pfctl control
# ==
# Related: http://www.OpenBSD.org
# Last update: Tue Dec 28, 2004
# ==
# Note:
# this document is only provided as a basic overview
# for some common pfctl commands and is by no means
# a replacement for the pfctl and pf manual pages.

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#!/bin/bash

### BEGIN INIT INFO
# Provides:          ec2-run-user-data
# Required-Start:    $network $local_fs $remote_fs $syslog $all
# Required-Stop:     
# Default-Start:     2 3 4 5
# Default-Stop:      
# Short-Description: Run EC2 user-data scripts
# Description:       On first boot of EC2 instance, runs user-data if it starts with #!

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#!/bin/bash

sudo perl -pi -e 's/^#?Port 22$/Port 443/' /etc/ssh/sshd_config
sudo service ssh restart

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import boto3
from datetime import datetime
from dateutil.tz import tzutc
from operator import itemgetter
from functools import partial
from pipe import Pipe

def get_region_history(region):
        remove_windows = partial(filter, lambda item: item['ProductDescription'] != 'Windows')

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# Required downloads:
# NVIDIA-Linux-x86_64-367.27.run
# cuda_8.0.27_linux.run
# cudnn-8.0-linux-x64-v5.0-ga.tgz

sudo apt-get install build-essential
sudo apt-get install linux-image-extra-`uname -r`
sudo ./NVIDIA-Linux-x86_64-367.27.run
./cuda_8.0.27_linux.run --extract=`pwd`/extracts
sudo ./extracts/cuda-linux64-rel-8.0.27-20733550.run