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#!/usr/bin/env python

import time

import psutil
import os
import signal

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#!/bin/bash
# Add this locally to your repo as .git/hooks/pre-commit and make sure it is executable
# This does not actually get synced when you push to remote
docker build -t "hello_world" . && docker images hello_world && echo "Docker built properly"

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# install cowsay and fortune
sudo apt-get install cowsay fortune
# install lolcat
sudo gem install lolcat
# be more wonderful
fortune |cowsay|lolcat

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"logstash": {
    "version": "1.4.4",
    "server": {
      "enabled": true,
      "inputs": [
        {
          "rabbitmq": {
            "exchange": "logstash",
            "user": "username",
            "password": "password",

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# use this file to run chef locally on an opsworks instance
# You'll need to put it in /opt/aws/opsworks/current <-- it should contain a bin/ subdir
# to use it, find reasonable paths for substitution and call your recipe like this:
# bin/chef-solo -o <cookbook>::<recipe> -c test.rb -j /var/lib/aws/opsworks/chef/<date>.json -l info
# The next line is the only thing you really need in this file.  The rest is documentation
cookbook_path ["/opt/aws/opsworks/current/merged-cookbooks"]

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curl -LO https://raw.githubusercontent.com/alexlovelltroy/dotfiles/master/.screenrc
curl -LO https://raw.githubusercontent.com/alexlovelltroy/dotfiles/master/.gitconfig
curl -LO https://raw.githubusercontent.com/alexlovelltroy/dotfiles/master/.bash_profile
curl -L http://j.mp/spf13-vim3 -o - | sh
curl -L http://install.ohmyz.sh | sh

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NODE="a hostname"
IFS=$'\n'
for line in $(curl -s 'localhost:9200/_cat/shards' | fgrep UNASSIGNED); do
  INDEX=$(echo $line | (awk '{print $1}'))
  SHARD=$(echo $line | (awk '{print $2}'))

  curl -XPOST 'localhost:9200/_cluster/reroute?pretty' -d '{
     "commands": [
        {
            "allocate": {

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# Graciously lifted from http://overloaded.io/timing-http-requests-curl
for i in {1..10};do curl -s -w @curl-format -o /dev/null "http://Www.pythian.com"; done

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var http = require("http");
var url = require("url");


function start() {
  function onRequest(request, response) {
    var pathname = url.parse(request.url).pathname;
    console.log("Request for " + pathname + " received.");
    response.writeHead(200, {"Content-Type": "text/plain"});
    response.write("Hello World at " + pathname);

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don't be a jerk