Chandler Bing: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, she got fat.
Sherlock: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, love is a chemical defect found in the losing side.
Barney Stinson: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, The sun came up and I decided to be awesome. What up!
Batman: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, She turned out to be Ra’s al Ghul’s daughter.
Jon Snow: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, GRR Martin killed her.