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andrewwatson / sms.php
Created June 30, 2011 03:53
Call me and Read Me A Text
<?php
// Where I define my credentials in AccountSid and AuthToken
include("../config.inc");
// Twilio Helper Library
include("twilio.php");
$what = $_POST['Body'];
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andrewwatson / test.php
Created July 19, 2011 21:37
multiple cookies
<?php
if (isset($_COOKIE['one'])) {
$new_one = $_COOKIE['one'] += 1;
$new_two = $_COOKIE['two'] += 1;
setcookie('one', $new_one);
setcookie('two', $new_two);
$response = "One says " . $new_one . " but Two says ". $new_two;
} else {
setcookie('one', 1);
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andrewwatson / chatter2.py
Created November 9, 2011 02:22
Chatter Pie
#!/usr/bin/python
import sys
from chatterbotapi import ChatterBotFactory, ChatterBotType
factory = ChatterBotFactory()
bot1 = factory.create(ChatterBotType.CLEVERBOT)
bot1session = bot1.create_session()
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andrewwatson / nuance.php
Created November 11, 2011 03:27
Example Nuance Integration
<?php
$headers = array(
"X-Language: en-US",
"X-Service: FullAuto",
"X-Reference: voicecloud-reference-123",
"Content-Type: audio/wav",
"Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64",
"Content-Length: " . filesize("test2.64.wav")
);
// models/User.php
/**
* Check if the user used the domain prefix
* to login. If they did pass param through
* unchanged. If they didn't, prepend it and
* return it.
* @param string $username
* @return string
*/
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andrewwatson / fetchContact.xml
Created February 19, 2012 20:22
InfusionSoft Load Contact XMLRPC Response
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<methodResponse>
<params>
<param>
<value>
<struct>
<member>
<name>LastUpdatedBy</name>
<value>
<i4>-1</i4>
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andrewwatson / wtf.php
Created March 2, 2012 21:04
#lolwtfphp #facepalm
<?php
header('Content-type: image/gif');
echo base64_decode("R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACH5BAUUAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAICRAEAOw==");
?>
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andrewwatson / bigcouch.txt
Created March 6, 2012 21:38
BigCouch Bootup Effort
[root@ip-10-40-206-29 log]# /opt/bigcouch/bin/bigcouch
{error_logger,{{2012,3,6},{21,32,8}},"Protocol: ~p: register error: ~p~n",["inet_tcp",{{badmatch,{error,duplicate_name}},[{inet_tcp_dist,listen,1},{net_kernel,start_protos,4},{net_kernel,start_protos,3},{net_kernel,init_node,2},{net_kernel,init,1},{gen_server,init_it,6},{proc_lib,init_p_do_apply,3}]}]}
{error_logger,{{2012,3,6},{21,32,8}},crash_report,[[{initial_call,{net_kernel,init,['Argument__1']}},{pid,<0.21.0>},{registered_name,[]},{error_info,{exit,{error,badarg},[{gen_server,init_it,6},{proc_lib,init_p_do_apply,3}]}},{ancestors,[net_sup,kernel_sup,<0.10.0>]},{messages,[]},{links,[#Port<0.120>,<0.18.0>]},{dictionary,[{longnames,true}]},{trap_exit,true},{status,running},{heap_size,610},{stack_size,24},{reductions,486}],[]]}
{error_logger,{{2012,3,6},{21,32,8}},supervisor_report,[{supervisor,{local,net_sup}},{errorContext,start_error},{reason,{'EXIT',nodistribution}},{offender,[{pid,undefined},{name,net_kernel},{mfargs,{net_kernel,start_link,[[bigcou

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andrewwatson / storage.go
Created April 26, 2016 19:56
Google App Engine Datastore Adaptor
package storage
import (
"io/ioutil"
"golang.org/x/net/context"
"golang.org/x/oauth2/google"
"google.golang.org/cloud"
"google.golang.org/cloud/datastore"
)