andyfowler

Why are PHP's mocking libraries so weak?

phpunit-mock-objects

Kludgy, disgusting syntax.

mockery

Seems to have the most momentum, but I don't like its DSL, which seems more complex than 95% of cases need. Bad docs: a 1,600-line README?

andyfowler

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am andyfowler on github.
• I am andyfowler (https://keybase.io/andyfowler) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is C729 E43A BE22 52BA 67E8 08E5 D1E2 5574 B09F C6E9

To claim this, I am signing this object:

andyfowler

vagrant@vagrant:~$ openssl version -a
OpenSSL 1.0.1 14 Mar 2012
built on: Wed Jan  8 20:45:51 UTC 2014
platform: debian-amd64
options:  bn(64,64) rc4(16x,int) des(idx,cisc,16,int) blowfish(idx)
compiler: cc -fPIC -DOPENSSL_PIC -DZLIB -DOPENSSL_THREADS -D_REENTRANT -DDSO_DLFCN -DHAVE_DLFCN_H -m64 -DL_ENDIAN -DTERMIO -g -O2 -fstack-protector --param=ssp-buffer-size=4 -Wformat -Wformat-security -Werror=format-security -D_FORTIFY_SOURCE=2 -Wl,-Bsymbolic-functions -Wl,-z,relro -Wa,--noexecstack -Wall -DOPENSSL_NO_TLS1_2_CLIENT -DOPENSSL_MAX_TLS1_2_CIPHER_LENGTH=50 -DMD32_REG_T=int -DOPENSSL_IA32_SSE2 -DOPENSSL_BN_ASM_MONT -DOPENSSL_BN_ASM_MONT5 -DOPENSSL_BN_ASM_GF2m -DSHA1_ASM -DSHA256_ASM -DSHA512_ASM -DMD5_ASM -DAES_ASM -DVPAES_ASM -DBSAES_ASM -DWHIRLPOOL_ASM -DGHASH_ASM
OPENSSLDIR: "/usr/lib/ssl"

vagrant@vagrant:~$ sudo apt-get update

andyfowler

$response = $aboutmeApi->get();

$response->getPage(); // returns `Aboutme_Page` created from API response JSON

// no API consumer needs to know about AboutMe's API structure, only your own implemented methods.
$page->getFirstName();
$page->getBio();

// in testing
$page = Aboutme_Page::createFromResponse($yourfixture);

andyfowler

Feature: Merging entities

  Background:
    Given a Nutshell with an account

  @wip
  Scenario: Basic JSON API compliance
    When the client requests POST /accounts/1-accounts/merge with the body:
      """
        {"accounts": ["336-accounts","337-accounts"] }

andyfowler

Now I'm Trapped Here

• MacPorts
• QuickSilver
• TextMate
• Xcode

andyfowler

// creates a ticket with a reference to this revision, file, line # and author
// by default, the ticket is assigned to the author who committed it
$temporaryCode = 'hack'; // @TODO Add official code when x module completed....

// optionally assign the ticket to somebody else
$temporaryCode = 'hack'; // @TODO (jsmith@nutshell.com) Figure out the best way to handle this

// looks for references to other tickets to add dependencies
$temporaryCode = 'hack'; // @TODO Can't fix this until #207 is resolved

andyfowler

#!/usr/bin/env ruby -wKU

def UBER_ip_route_match(command, regex)
  command.split("\n").select { |l| l =~ regex }.first.to_s[/([0-9]+\.[0-9]+\.[0-9]+\.[0-9]+)/] || '0.0.0.0'
end

c = '10.128.0.0/24 dev eth1  proto kernel  scope link  src 10.128.0.48
127.0.0.0/8 dev lo  scope link
default via 10.128.0.254 dev eth1'
# c = %x{/sbin/ip route list match #{ip}}

andyfowler

afowler@owlhouse en $ port installed 
The following ports are currently installed:
  apache2 @2.2.14_0+darwin+preforkmpm (active)
  apr @1.3.9_0 (active)
  apr-util @1.3.9_0 (active)
  aquaterm @1.0.1_5 (active)
  autoconf @2.65_0 (active)
  autoconf213 @2.13_1 (active)
  automake @1.11.1_0 (active)
  bash-completion @1.1_2 (active)

andyfowler

(a poem my little brother posted on his facebook)

I long every day just to see you
Just to talk to you
you don't have to be there boyfriend or girlfriend but always being  
there for somone to talk and to listen
Love is amazing
Love is forever
Love is just being a friend
Love is careing