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python -c "import sys, random; stdout = sys.stdout; sys.stdout = type('BlackHole', (), {'write': (lambda self, string: '')})(); import this; sys.stdout = stdout; print random.choice(''.join([this.d.get(i, i) for i in this.s]).splitlines()[2:]);"

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fortune -s computers | cowsay -f dragon | lolcat

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cat access.log | awk -F\" '{print $6}' | sort | uniq -c | sort -n

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#!/bin/bash

cname=$( awk -F: '/model name/ {name=$2} END {print name}' /proc/cpuinfo )
cores=$( awk -F: '/model name/ {core++} END {print core}' /proc/cpuinfo )
freq=$( awk -F: ' /cpu MHz/ {freq=$2} END {print freq}' /proc/cpuinfo )
tram=$( free -m | awk 'NR==2 {print $2}' )
swap=$( free -m | awk 'NR==4 {print $2}' )
up=$(uptime|awk '{ $1=$2=$(NF-6)=$(NF-5)=$(NF-4)=$(NF-3)=$(NF-2)=$(NF-1)=$NF=""; print }')

echo "CPU model : $cname"

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history|awk '{print $2}'|awk 'BEGIN {FS="|"} {print $1}'|sort|uniq -c|sort -r

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/usr/sbin/mysqld <options> --help --verbose

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/usr/sbin/nginx -t

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function $_GET(q, s) {
  s = s ? s : window.location.search;
  var re = new RegExp('&' + q + '(?:=([^&]*))?(?=&|$)', 'i');
  return (s = s.replace(/^\?/, '&').match(re)) ? (typeof s[1] == 'undefined' ? '' : decodeURIComponent(s[1])) : undefined;
}

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If you want to hide the labels when there are too many, you can use the following extension. It just pushes the x-labels off the canvas so they are painted but not visible.

  Chart.types.Line.extend({
     name : "AltLine",

     initialize : function(data) {
        Chart.types.Line.prototype.initialize.apply(this, arguments);
        this.scale.draw = function() {
           if (this.display && (this.xLabelRotation > 90)) {
              this.endPoint = this.height - 5;

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function commafy( nStr ) {
	nStr += '';
	x = nStr.split('.');
	x1 = x[0];
	x2 = x.length > 1 ? '.' + x[1] : '';
	var rgx = /(\d+)(\d{3})/;
	while( rgx.test( x1 )) {
		x1 = x1.replace( rgx, '$1' + ',' + '$2');
	}
	return x1 + x2;