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NSDate *date = [NSDate date];

CTFontRef font = CTFontCreateWithName((__bridge CFStringRef)@"DOGE_NOT_APPROVE", 12, NULL);

NSDictionary *attributes = @{(__bridge id)kCTFontAttributeName: (__bridge_transfer id)font};

NSAttributedString *string = [[NSAttributedString alloc] initWithString:@"broked" attributes:attributes];

NSLog(@"%f %@", [date timeIntervalSinceNow], string);

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// Basically what every single developer has done to update their app for iOS 7 :P

@interface UIBlurView : UIToolbar

@end

@implementation UIBlurView

@end

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s = [SBIconController sharedInstance];
l = s.currentRootIconList;
icons = [NSMutableArray array];
for (var i = 0; i < l.icons.length; i++) {
    [icons addObject:[l viewForIcon:l.icons[i]]];
}

// icons = choose(SBIconView); works, but doesn't, because superview

animator = [[UIDynamicAnimator alloc] initWithReferenceView:icons[0].superview];

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function spoofmac
  sudo /System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/Apple80211.framework/Resources/airport -z
  sudo ifconfig en0 ether $argv
end

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//
// SheepParty.swift
// Sheep Party
//
// Adam Bell, 2014

import Foundation

class 🎉 : NSObject
{

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import Cocoa

var MAYBE: Bool {
get {
  return Bool(Int(arc4random_uniform(2)))
}
}

var thisIsTotallyAGoodIdea = MAYBE

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// Fibonnaci Pandas

let terms = 10

func fib(n:Int) -> Int {
  if n == 0 || n == 1 {
    return n
  } else {
    return fib(n-1) + fib(n-2)
  }

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 // June 11, 2012
 // https://twitter.com/b3ll/status/212169466665111552
 
-(BOOL)isBlocked 
{
return false;
}

-(int)epicWWDCLineHacks
{

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//
//  wat.swift
//  Stratus
//
//  Created by Adam Bell on 2015-04-15.
//  Copyright (c) 2015 Adam Bell. All rights reserved.
//

import Foundation

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function lols {
  random_num=$RANDOM
  let "random_num %= 20"
  if [ $random_num -eq 0 ]; then
    alias hg="say hg && /usr/local/bin/hg"
  else
    alias hg="/usr/local/bin/hg"
  fi
}