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require 'pry'

module SomeRecord
  class Base
    def do_something
      raise self.class::NotFoundError.new
    end

    def self.inherited(subclass)
      subclass.const_set :NotFoundError, Class.new(SomeRecord::NotFoundError)

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def puts(crap); super("stop using puts"); end #dave
def puts(s); super; super("WAT"); (s=s.to_s).reverse!; end # hiro
puts greeting = "Hello Ruby DCamp! It is %s" % Time.now # hiro
puts (words = File.read('/usr/share/dict/words').split).length #bryce
puts (butt_words = words.select {|w| w =~ /butt/}).length #bryce
words = words.select {|w| w =~ /ity$/ } # Jason
words = words.map{|w| w.tr("aeiou", ('a'..'z').to_a.sample(5).join)} # max
puts sentence = (5.times.map{words.sample.reverse}.join " LOL ") # Joshsz
puts upsentence = sentence.upcase # max
new_things = `ls /tmp`; puts new_things # Luqi

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Note to Self

Be With Your Mom

that's where i be

Be Confident

Tests build confidence. Write 'em. They'll save your ass, and they'll let you take a chainsaw to your code without being afraid of unintended

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(defun color-theme-sunburst ()
  (interactive)
  (color-theme-install
   '(color-theme-sunburst
     ((background-color . "#000000")
      (foreground-color . "#FFFFFF")
      (cursor-color . "#DAD085"))
     (default ((t (nil))))
     (modeline ((t (:background "DarkRed" :foreground "white"
                                :box (:line-width 1 :style released-button)))))

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# http://store.apple.com/us/retailStore/availabilitySearch?parts.0=MGAU2LL%2FA&zip=33175

# {
#   "head":{"status":"200","data":{}},
#   "body":{"zip":"33175","success":true,"stores":[
#       {"address":{"postalCode":"33156","address":"Apple Store, Dadeland","address2":"7535 Dadeland Mall","address3":null},"state":"FL","country":"US","city":"Miami","storeNumber":"R312","storeName":"Dadeland","storeEmail":"dadeland@apple.com","storeDisplayName":"Apple Store, Dadeland","reservationUrl":"http://www.apple.com/retail/dadeland","hoursUrl":"http://www.apple.com/retail/dadeland","directionsUrl":"http://www.apple.com/retail/dadeland/","storeHours":{"storeHoursText":"Store Hours:","bopisPickupDays":"","bopisPickupHours":"","hours":[{"storeDays":"Mon-Sat","storeTimings":"10:00 AM-9:30 PM"},{"storeDays":"Sun","storeTimings":"12:00 PM-7:00 PM"}]},
#         "partsAvailability":{
#           "MGAU2LL/A":{"storeSelectionEnabled":false,"pickupQuote":"Currently unavailable at Apple Store, Dadeland","storeSearchEnabled":true,

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require 'pp'

class Object
  def mutate
    Mutagen.new(self)
  end
end

class Mutagen < BasicObject
  def initialize(collection)

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class Cell
	def initialize
		become_dead
	end

	def eigenclass
		class << self
			self
		end
	end

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# the nice thing about this improved yz api is that it's not released yet! i can
# do anything, i'm the master of time!

# this is how we search pretty much anything
query = Riak::Search::Query.new client, index, 'cool search term'
results = query.results # actually hits riak, gives us a ResultsCollection

# existing robject functionality
robject_md = results.docs[0]
# equivalent

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# -*- mode: ruby -*-
# vi: set ft=ruby :

# All Vagrant configuration is done below. The "2" in Vagrant.configure
# configures the configuration version (we support older styles for
# backwards compatibility). Please don't change it unless you know what
# you're doing.
Vagrant.configure(2) do |config|
  # The most common configuration options are documented and commented below.
  # For a complete reference, please see the online documentation at

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defmodule Simple do
  @doc ~S"""

  # Example

      iex> Simple.toot()
      :toooot

  """
  def toot() do