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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
	<key>ANSIBlueColor</key>
	<data>
	YnBsaXN0MDDUAQIDBAUGFRZYJHZlcnNpb25YJG9iamVjdHNZJGFyY2hpdmVyVCR0b3AS
	AAGGoKMHCA9VJG51bGzTCQoLDA0OVU5TUkdCXE5TQ29sb3JTcGFjZVYkY2xhc3NPECcw
	LjIzNTA3MDA3NzMgMC4zNTkzMDQzNzM2IDAuNjM4OTU3Njc5MwAQAYAC0hAREhNaJGNs
	YXNzbmFtZVgkY2xhc3Nlc1dOU0NvbG9yohIUWE5TT2JqZWN0XxAPTlNLZXllZEFyY2hp

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var express = require("express")
  , http = require("http")
  , path = require("path")
  , app = express()
  , parameters = process.argv.slice(2)
  , port = parameters[0] && parseInt(parameters[0], 10) || 8080
  , colors = {
      green: function (str) {
        return "\033[0m\033[32m" + str + "\033[0m"
      },

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rappels sur la thisValue

sans MemberExpression

En mode strict :

(function(){
  "use strict"
 return this

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fuckingError

throw new FuckingError("missing stuff")
// logs (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ : missing stuff

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console.log((function(d,l,a,b,c){
  while(--l>-1)a=d[l],b=(+("0x"+a)).toString(2),d[l]=a?(c=[],c[16-b.length]=1,c.join(0)+b):""
  return d.join("\n").replace(/0/g,".").replace(/1/g,"#")
})("g3c1eg7f7fg3ffegff8g1c0g80g".split(/g/),8))

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set

{
  addition : {
    value : "foo", 
    key : "bar"
  }
}

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// https://github.com/jonathantneal/polyfill/blob/master/source/Array.prototype.reduce.js
// Array.prototype.reduce
Array.prototype.reduce = function reduce(callback, initialValue) {
	var array = this, previousValue = initialValue || 0;

	for (var index = 0, length = array.length; index < length; ++index) {
		previousValue = callback.call(window, previousValue, array[index], index, array);
	}

	return previousValue;

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var assert = require("assert")

describe("my-module", function(){
  it("should work", function(done){
    assert.equal("foo", "foo")
    done()
  })
  it("should respect type", function(done){
    assert.notStrictEqual("1", 1)
    done()

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static site using jade

structure

• layouts
• pages
• partials
• data

layouts

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hodor hodor (hodor{Hodor}, hodor{Hodor})
  hodor({hodor}, {hodor})[hodor << hodor]
  => hodor!hodor
 
hodor!()