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@popthestack
popthestack / gist:706970
Created November 19, 2010 19:09
<?php
$please['don\'t']='tell me';
$that['your']=$code->isMore->readable_than_mine;
$simply['because']=you::put()->brackets;
$onNew->lines=$when->everythingElse($you,'write',$looks->likeThis); // (no spaces, everything smashed together)
$i_want['to']->punch($you)->inTheFace();
@jwage
jwage / gist:722508
Created November 30, 2010 22:02
FROM: Harvey Ball <me@harveyball.com>
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Hi,
Why does doctrine piss memory up the wall like a drunken slag on a saturday night?
I built a basic test such as....
Sku table
@cranberyxl
cranberyxl / php.rb
Created December 20, 2010 15:45
require 'formula'
def mysql_installed?
`which mysql_config`.length > 0
end
class Php <Formula
url 'http://www.php.net/get/php-5.3.4.tar.gz/from/this/mirror'
homepage 'http://php.net/'
@bobthecow
bobthecow / gps1.bash
Created December 28, 2010 21:55
A better PS1 for Git
#!/bin/bash
#
# A better PS1 for Git
#
# Author: Justin Hileman (http://justinhileman.com)
#
# Installation:
# Add the following function to your `.bashrc` or `.bash_profile`,
# or save it somewhere (e.g. `~/.gps1.bash`) and source it in `.bashrc`
@bobthecow
bobthecow / tab.bash
Last active November 10, 2023 08:47
Open new Terminal tabs from the command line
#!/bin/bash
#
# Open new Terminal tabs from the command line
#
# Author: Justin Hileman (http://justinhileman.com)
#
# Installation:
# Add the following function to your `.bashrc` or `.bash_profile`,
# or save it somewhere (e.g. `~/.tab.bash`) and source it in `.bashrc`
#
@seth
seth / yui_compressor.rb
Created January 11, 2011 04:23
A Nanoc filter for minifying CSS and Javascript using the YUI Compressor
YUI_JAR = File.dirname(__FILE__) + "/../tools/yuicompressor-2.4.2.jar"
class YuiCompressor < Nanoc3::Filter
identifier :yui_compress
type :text => :binary
def run(content, params={})
type = type_from_extension
cmd = "java -jar #{YUI_JAR} --type #{type} -o #{output_filename}"
IO.popen(cmd, 'w') { |f| f.write(content) }
raise "yuicompressor exited with #{$?} for '#{cmd}'" unless $? == 0
@kennethreitz
kennethreitz / subscriptions.tsv
Created February 19, 2011 23:09
Online services I have a paid subscription for.
USD/mo Service
50 MediaTemple
40 Rackspace Cloud
25 Amazon S3
20 Donations
17 Spotify
12 Curdbee
10 WebFaction
10 CrashPlan
10 Kindle Subscriptions
@balupton
balupton / README.md
Last active April 20, 2022 13:21
Ajaxify a Website with the HTML5 History API using History.js, jQuery and ScrollTo
@kennethreitz
kennethreitz / gist:885658
Created March 24, 2011 19:16
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
USEFUL ONE-LINE SCRIPTS FOR SED (Unix stream editor) Dec. 29, 2005
Compiled by Eric Pement - pemente[at]northpark[dot]edu version 5.5
Latest version of this file (in English) is usually at:
http://sed.sourceforge.net/sed1line.txt
http://www.pement.org/sed/sed1line.txt
This file will also available in other languages:
Chinese - http://sed.sourceforge.net/sed1line_zh-CN.html
@140bytes
140bytes / LICENSE.txt
Created May 9, 2011 16:13
140byt.es -- Click ↑↑ fork ↑↑ to play!
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 2, December 2004
Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE>
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE