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let pad = val => String(val).padStart(2, '0');

let getTimestamp = () => {
  let opts = ['day', 'month', 'year', 'hour', 'minute', 'second']
    .reduce((res, key) => (res[key] = '2-digit') && res, { hour12: false });
  return new Date().toLocaleString(undefined, opts);
};

let prependTimestamp = (fn) => ({
  apply(target, arg, args) {

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/**
 * Demonstration of how to RELEASE ZALGO
 * @author Bastian Masanek (2017)
 */

let cache;

function releaseZalgo(cb) {
  if (cache) {
    // This is synchronous and execucted immediately.