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// @ts-check

// I run this in a folder using `caddy file-server` with the two files below
// and an index.html that's more or less just including this file as a script,
// `<script src="/audio.js"></script>`

// prerequisite: two files representing a transition that should be gapless. I
// used the first two tracks off Meshuggah's "Catch Thirtythree" because I
// happen to know that album is intended to be gapless.

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function cursedPromise() {
    return new Promise(resolve => {
        if (Math.random() > 0.5) resolve();
    });
}

async function main() {
    await cursedPromise();
    console.log("after await");
    return "ok";

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

function example() {
    set -o errexit
    set -o nounset

    ## only needed for the example
    local worktime=0

    # how many concurrent operations to perform

brianloveswords

BigQuery Cost Estimator

Get an estimate of how much a query is going to cost before you run it.

Instructions

1. Create a new bookmark with the contents of 2-bookmarklet as the URL.
2. Whenever you open a new BQ session, click the bookmarklet to attach the observer. You only have to do it once per session.

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function addH1() {
    document.body.innerHTML += '<h1>okay!</h1>';
}

// this lets callers from `file.js` through to the original version of
// innerHTML but not other callers
(function(){
    const innerHTMLDesc = Object.getOwnPropertyDescriptor(Element.prototype, 'innerHTML');
    Object.defineProperty(Element.prototype, 'innerHTML', {
        get() {

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#!/bin/bash

# mkbin: create a new shell script and open the editor

mode="create"

if [ "$1" = "-e" ] || [ "$1" = "--edit" ]; then
    mode="edit"
    shift
fi

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Identifying Non-Chronological Tweets In Timeline

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There are two stages to this:

1. identify initially loaded non-chrono tweets
2. identify newly loaded non-chrono tweets as user scrolls

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gif-from-tweet

There are so many great GIFs out there and I want to have copies of them. Twitter makes that harder than it should be by converting them to MP4 and not providing access to the source material. To make it easier, I made a bash pipeline that takes a tweet URL and a filename, extracts the MP4 from that tweet and uses ffmpeg to convert back to GIF.

Dependencies

• ffmpeg
  • macOS: brew install ffmpeg
  • Ubuntu/Debian: apt install ffmpeg

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/// Print out 140 characters of random celebratory emoji.

package main

import (
	"fmt"
	"math/rand"
	"time"
)

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// put this in the console on https://twitter.com/<username/followers

timer = setInterval(() => window.scrollTo(0, document.body.scrollHeight), 100);

// wait until the document stops scrolling...

clearInterval(timer);

// this will copy the CSV to your clipboard
copy(