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#!/usr/bin/env bash

server=$1
rubies=$2

if [ -z $1 ]; then
  echo "Please provide a host to rubystrap."
  echo " remote - rubystrap root@192.168.1.2 1.9.3-p194"
  echo " local  - rubystrap local 1.8.7-p352"
  exit 1

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require 'sinatra/base'


require 'dm-core'
require 'dm-migrations'
require 'dm-serializer/to_json'

module BestAppEver
  class App < Sinatra::Base    
    configure :development do

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require 'celluloid'
require 'open-uri'

class Fetcher
  include Celluloid

  def fetch(url)
    URI.parse(url).read
  end
end

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require 'open-uri'

Benchmark.measure {
  URI.parse('http://yahoo.com').read
  URI.parse('http://yahoo.com').read
  URI.parse('http://yahoo.com').read
}
# =>   0.080000   0.020000   0.100000 (  6.717970)

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PING 192.168.0.1 (192.168.0.1): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=323.204 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=136.842 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=238.083 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=61.807 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=900.285 ms
Request timeout for icmp_seq 5
Request timeout for icmp_seq 6
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=5 ttl=64 time=2504.300 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.0.1: icmp_seq=7 ttl=64 time=903.107 ms

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volume_groups=$(vgdisplay | grep "VG Name" | awk '{print $3}')

for g in $volume_groups; do
  vgremove --force $g
done

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#!/bin/bash

host=$1

response_code=$(curl -sL -w "%{http_code}" --connect-timeout 10  --digest -X PUT $host -o /dev/null)

case $response_code in
  [2][0-9][0-9]) echo "OK"; exit 0;;
  *) echo "Critical $response_code"; exit 3;;
esac

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evil_host=gouki.teve.inc
pts=$(w | grep $evil_host | awk '{ print $2 }')
skill -KILL -t $pts

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  var queryStrings = window.location.search.substring(1).split("&")
  var params       = {};

  for (var i = 0; i < queryStrings.length; i++) {
    var splitParam = queryStrings[i].split("=");
    
    if (splitParam.length > 1) {
      var key = splitParam[0];
      var val = splitParam[1];

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#! /bin/sh

##
# Generated by Chef 
# <%= Time.now %>   

### BEGIN INIT INFO
# Provides:          nginx
# Required-Start:    $local_fs $remote_fs $network $syslog
# Required-Stop:     $local_fs $remote_fs $network $syslog