bwilkins

class String;alias phpversion to_s;end
alias echo print
def function(a);n,b=*a;define_singleton_method(n,&b);end
def method_missing(n,&b);(n=~/^to_/).nil?? [n,b]:nil;end

function displayVersion() {

  echo "this is PHP " . phpversion();
  echo "\n";
}