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chapel / server.js
Created September 7, 2011 04:19
/*===========================================================================
SETTINGS
============================================================================= */
var port = 3000,
cacheAge = 60000 * 60 * 24 * 365,
logs = {
set: false,
string: '\\n ' + ':date'.bold.underline + '\\n\\n' + ' IP: '.cyan.bold
+ ' ' + ':remote-addr'.white + '\\n' + ' Method: '.red.bold
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chapel / script.js
Created September 10, 2011 05:37
/ Fatalities
var fatalities = {
triggers: {
konamiCode: function(scriptPath, scriptFn) {
console.log("Added function");
var konamiKeys = [], konamiCombo = "38,38,40,40,37,39,37,39,66,65";
$(document).keydown(function(e) {
konamiKeys.push(e.keyCode);
if(konamiKeys.toString().indexOf(konamiCombo) >= 0) {
$(document).unbind('keydown', arguments.callee);
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chapel / test.html
Created September 11, 2011 04:28
<!doctype html>
<!-- paulirish.com/2008/conditional-stylesheets-vs-css-hacks-answer-neither/ -->
<!--[if lt IE 7]> <html class="no-js ie6 oldie" lang="en"> <![endif]-->
<!--[if IE 7]> <html class="no-js ie7 oldie" lang="en"> <![endif]-->
<!--[if IE 8]> <html class="no-js ie8 oldie" lang="en"> <![endif]-->
<!-- Consider adding a manifest.appcache: h5bp.com/d/Offline -->
<!--[if gt IE 8]><!--> <html class="no-js" lang="en"> <!--<![endif]-->
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
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chapel / publish.js
Created January 12, 2012 04:39
Mongoose publish
function shim(obj) {
if (toString.call(obj) == '[object Function]') {
return obj()
}
return obj
}
module.exports = function(schema, options) {
options || (options = {})
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chapel / jady.jade
Created January 18, 2012 02:16
Jade tricks
style.
.my-class {
background-color: #eff1f1;
border: 1px solid #dfdbe5;
}
#big-class
.other-class
h3
| Hi! Guys
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chapel / hydraserver.js
Created February 10, 2012 18:26 — forked from yornaath/hydraserver.js
var http = require('http'),
cluster = require('cluster')
function hydraServer(requestListener, heads){
var server,
i;
if(cluster.isMaster) {
for(i = 0; i < heads; i++) {
cluster.fork()
}
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chapel / geeklistAPIideas.md
Created May 1, 2012 21:18 — forked from csanz/geeklistAPIideas.md
Geeklist API Hackathon Ideas (In Progress)
  • An app that coordinates code commits with songs being played on Spotify
  • Post micros via SMS (with Twilio)
  • Geeklist profile to achievements based resume
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chapel / ideal ops.md
Created May 27, 2012 16:27 — forked from bhenerey/ideal ops.md
ideal ops checklist

In a perfect world, where things are done well, not just quickly, I would expect to find the following when joining the company:

Documentation

  • Accurate / up-to-date systems architecture diagram

  • Accurate / up-to-date network diagram

  • Out-of-hours support plan

  • Incident management plan

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chapel / Geeklist.json
Created June 5, 2012 20:32 — forked from jnpetersen/Geeklist JSON
GKLST Message Types
{
"created_at": "2012-05-30T05:49:19.548Z",
"messagetypes": {
"card": {
"template": "{{user1}} published a card",
"dataMap": {
"user1": "activity.user.screen_name"
}
},
"micro": {
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chapel / pg_partman.diff
Created December 8, 2015 00:56 — forked from andreijs/pg_partman diff 1.8.5
1,2c1,3
< CREATE TYPE check_parent_table AS (parent_table text, count bigint);
< CREATE TABLE part_config (
---
> CREATE SCHEMA partman;
> CREATE TYPE partman.check_parent_table AS (parent_table text, count bigint);
> CREATE TABLE partman.part_config (
21,22c22,23
< CREATE INDEX part_config_type_idx ON @extschema@.part_config (type);
< SELECT pg_catalog.pg_extension_config_dump('part_config', '');