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var config = require('./config')
var Twit = require('twit')
var OldAccount = new Twit({
  "consumer_key": "SPIDERS",
  "consumer_secret": "SPIDERS",
  "access_token": "SPIDERS-SPIDERS",
  "access_token_secret": "SPIDERS"
})

var NewBot = new Twit({

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var Twit = require('twit')
var emojiRegex = require('emoji-regex');

// PUT YO KEYS HERE. OR IN ENV VARS. DO WHAT YOU WANT. I AINT GONNA TELL ANYONE WHAT TO DO.
var T = new Twit({
  "consumer_key": "SPIDERS!",
  "consumer_secret": "MORESPIDERS!",
  "access_token": "HECKA-SPIDERS",
  "access_token_secret": "KITTENSPUPPIESNOLOLJKMOARSPIDERS!"
})

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Big Business
Cortizone
Cosmic Psychos
Dälek
Failure
Fantômas
Headswim
Intronaut
Isis
Jakob

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[
  {
    "url":"http://vimeo.com/64972132",
    "title":"TIASTBSIMHFAFD",
    "description":"performance"
  },
  {
    "url":"http://shreddit-hard-co.re/",
    "title":"Shreddit Hard Core",
    "description":"web audio noise toys"

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 [Error: Status is over 140 characters.]
  message: 'Status is over 140 characters.',
  code: 186,
  allErrors: [ { code: 186, message: 'Status is over 140 characters.' } ],
  twitterReply: { errors: [ [Object] ] },
  statusCode: 403 }
{ errors: [ { code: 186, message: 'Status is over 140 characters.' } ] }
{ [Error: To protect our users from spam and other malicious activity, this account is temporarily locked. Please log in to https://twitter.com to unlock your account.]
  message: 'To protect our users from spam and other malicious activity, this account is temporarily locked. Please log in to https://twitter.com to unlock your account.',
  code: 326,

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var isUrl = require('is-url')

var exec = require('child_process').exec
var irc = require("irc");

var config = {
  channels: ["#SOMECHANNEl"],
  server: "irc.freenode.net",
  botName: "SOME_USERNAME_YOOOOO"
};

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0 9 * * * ~/smoke_two_joints.sh
0 19 * * * ~/smoke_two_joints.sh
20 16 * * * ~/smoke_two_joints.sh

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{ 
  "weeds": [
    "+ Speed",
    "1 Eyed Jamaican",
    "1024",
    "2 Pounder",
    "2 Can Sam",
    "2064",
    "3fer",
    "3 Kings",

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https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

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 FBI. We have a warrant to search the premises. Folks, just bear with us please. It won't take long.
 You're under arrest for a charge of espionage. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney and have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at Government expense. Do you understand these rights?
 OK, now that's uncalled for. Senator -
 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 36th annual Florida State tango competition. Now entering the floor, contestants number one - Nicholas von Getzé and Miss Nita Leon.
 And now, last year's champions, Leonardo Santavos, and Miss Vera Ledow.
 Ladies and gentlemen, El Lobo and Nikita Moldinaro.
 On television Shocking news out of Maryland today, as children's television host, Cap'n Toby, Fred Tobalowski, was arrested on federal charges of espionage. The FBI alleges that Tobalowski, working with unidentified co-consp