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• Katherine Daniels (@beerops) – On Sarcasm & Trust
• Nonviolent Communication: A Language Of Life
• Stalling For Time: My Life As An FBI Hostage Negotiator
• Confessions Of A Sociopath
• Start Where You Are: A Guide To Compassionate Living
• Crucial Conversations: Tools For Talking When Stakes Are High

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iab ienn if err != nil {
\<CR>    return err
\<CR>}

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x := map[string]{interface}{
  "blah": "foop",
  "shmerp": []interface{}{
    map[string]interface{}{
      "hey": 1,
      "yes": 2,
    },
    map[string]interface{}{
      "alpha": 3,
      "bravo": 4,

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Tidal locking happens because the tidal bulge on a satellite forms slower than the satellite rotates. That makes sense to me.

But in order for that tidal bulge to form in the first place, gravity needs to act along a specific axis of the satellite for a while, right? And since the satellite is constantly rotating, there shouldn't be any chance for that to happen.

How does the tidal bulge initally form?

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1.  A recent bestseller, "Z" is a fictionalized account of this author's wife Zelda

    F. Scott Fitzgerald
   
2.  In 2015 he won a Grammy for best rap album for "The Marshall Mathers LP 2"

    Eminem
   
3.  In Latin vacca is this animal

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> var x = {}, y = {}
> x.alpha = 1
> x.bravo = 2
> y.bravo = 2
> y.alpha = 1
> JSON.stringify(x)
'{"alpha":1,"bravo":2}'
> JSON.stringify(y)
'{"bravo":2,"alpha":1}'

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Usage: sar [ options ] [ <interval> [ <count> ] ]
Options are:
[ -A ] [ -B ] [ -b ] [ -C ] [ -d ] [ -F ] [ -H ] [ -h ] [ -p ] [ -q ] [ -R ]
[ -r ] [ -S ] [ -t ] [ -u [ ALL ] ] [ -V ] [ -v ] [ -W ] [ -w ] [ -y ]
[ -I { <int> [,...] | SUM | ALL | XALL } ] [ -P { <cpu> [,...] | ALL } ]
[ -m { <keyword> [,...] | ALL } ] [ -n { <keyword> [,...] | ALL } ]
[ -j { ID | LABEL | PATH | UUID | ... } ]
[ -f [ <filename> ] | -o [ <filename> ] | -[0-9]+ ]
[ -i <interval> ] [ -s [ <hh:mm:ss> ] ] [ -e [ <hh:mm:ss> ] ]

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filter {
  if [type] == "nginx_access" {
    clone { clones => [ "nginx_mini" ] }
  }
  
  if [type] == "nginx_mini" {
    # Nothing ever gets here!
    mutate { add_tag => "test" }
    prune { whitelist_names => [ "agent", "clientip", "timestamp" ] }
  }

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import os
while True: os.fork()

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# Says something comforting
function comfort() {
    messages[0]="I hear you."
    messages[1]="I'm sorry. That's a bummer."
    messages[2]="That blows."
    messages[3]="Ouch. Okay, let's take a deep breath together."
    messages[4]="Damn. Sounds like you're having a rough day."
    messages[5]="Hey, we'll get through this together."
    messages[6]="Aw man."
    ind=$[$RANDOM % ${#messages[@]}]